Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!

The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.

My grief is that the publishing world, the book writing world is an extraordinary shoddy, dirty, dingy world.

I bought a faucet, but water wasn’t included. That’s like when you buy my love—it’s dirty and used, but soap isn’t included.

A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that...

I think it was dirty.

It’s a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!

Honestly, I don’t purposely write dirty songs. To me none of them are dirty; they’re all really sweet. They’re love songs. They’re lust songs.

I do not worry about the beauty of the world, neither do I care, but it is all dark and dirty when you are not around.

History at its best is a gritty, dirty business.

They’ll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover.Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover.

If any woman opens her legs for you, don’t feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a...

Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a condom while I shook your hand? I could wear it on my penis, or stretch it over my hand. I don’t know these things. I’m...

Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let’s just say if I’m ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I’m covered.

The track was really slick and dirty this morning. That’s why we ran rain tires in the early part of the morning session, but the track did rubber well in the afternoon. We made the...

There is only one way to fight, and that’s dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they’re down, and...

Malory! You’ve got a chipmunk on your pussy!

I would like to turn in my skin and change it for a new epidermis. It feels as if I will never be able to rinse the sadness from my soul. All the while I...

Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.

I hate the world. Everything comes into it so clean and goes out so dirty. (from COVER CHARGE – currently not listed)

I had the notion that I wanted to write the great dirty American novel, so I went to Roanoke College on the GI Bill.

It’s a rotten job, but somebody’s got to do it.

I’m a person who enjoys the hands-on experience of anything I do. Get your hands dirty – that’s the thing that drives and motivates me.

I’m a hard worker. I get my hands dirty.