It’s my view that children are violent, dirty, corrupt anarchists. Just adults-in-waiting, basically.

When we were arguing on my twenty-fourth birthday, she left the kitchen, came back with a pistol, and fired it at me five times from right across the table. But she missed. It wasn’t my...

I love clean sheets. It’s the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will live to tell next time you are standing fatefully in front...

There is an easy way of finding the job to be done today, just look around your environment; take note of the places that need cleaning and the places that need decoration; do one at...

Chemistry is the dirty part of physics.

watching porn is like seeing the clouds in the dessert and expecting rain☺

My hands will get dirty holding your rose-like heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive.

It’s tragic when people think feminism is a dirty word.

I believe that sexual offenders and predators should be released…as long as it is mandatory they get to move into the house next door to the judge that released them.

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

I don’t make no dirty movements

I think he fucked me stupid”- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett’s

Trust, is the stone thrown into the sea, sinking deep in all its murkiness, unable to see what it once lived and believed to be a promise.

Excuse the mess—I just stepped in real estate.” While the value of my words wasn’t like 2007 prices, it was still worth enough for him to let me in without making me take off my...

I love being grungy and dirty.

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

I was expecting a little more from ol’ Sharon y’know? I wasn’t about to get down and dirty with her, so it was a bit of a let down. Actually, she hurt my lip.

She moved her hands like crane claws as she spoke, trying to dig at the essence of what she was saying. It was the dirtiest I love you I’ve ever heard.

The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

You may have an ethanol vehicle in your driveway and not even know it. It was kind of the dirty little secret of the auto industry.

I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it up and popped it in my mouth.

I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me.

Christianity is at its purest a philosophy about a person, Jesus Christ, and at its dirtiest a philosophy about requirements and law.

Math is the dirty part of physics.