One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria.

right” because I can predict crazy because I have been trained in the unpredictable nature of consistent craziness because I am crazy.

But despite these and many other differences, Evan and Heeb had become close friends – an improbability that could have been produced only by the even greater improbabilities that brought them together.

My first year in Hollywood was a virtual comedy of errors. I was told I was too tall, and too beautiful. I found myself being cast to play dead bodies and scantily clad bimbos.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

Because I’ve done so many hour dramas, people tend to think of you as more of a dramatic actor and don’t see you as doing comedy.

The highest of highs is to have a new routine that you’re just breaking in and that’s working, and that’s – you’re one step removed doing a situation comedy because you have a live audience...

Happy endings. *Groan*

Only men with intelligence, confidence and absolutely no empathy at all can progress upstairs.

Sure we could replace war with paintball battles. But it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don’t want to live in a world where my kids have to worry...

I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg. I felt dirty...

Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.

Another case for the dumbness of reading, however, is that books do not contain answers, but rather pose more questions. And asking questions makes you look dumber, not smarter. I thought Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland...

One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.

He had a wonderful sense of comedy, great timing, and he had sweet personality on the screen. I loved working with him. I was proud to be his straight man.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma’s crotch, and snuffled.Dang,” Grandma said. “Guess my new perfume really works. I’m gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.

I really enjoy laughing at work, and I find that it’s easier to do that when you’re shooting a comedy.

It isn’t easy to create a drama infused with comedy, and ‘Psych’ just knocks it out of the park.

I really don’t want to do anything that resembles stand-up comedy. But I will agree to say that I am doing it, and I will hope that people expect it to be that, so I...

I blame Chennai. Pointless neighbourhood gossip travels faster than tsunami alerts around here. I know that aunties are a universal problem but this city is particularly aunty dominated. And by that, I mean, even many...

AOAN LOVES LOKI.

It’s that I wasn’t suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear – mainstream comedy.

It’s hillbilly urine; we had better get home before they come to eat us.” Kevin said pointing towards home proving if there was ever any doubt that he had no acting ability at all. (The...

I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.

When media distorts the truth, it’s only responding in kind.

To be ‘decimated’ means to lose a tenth of one’s population. I’ve lived in places where that’s just a busy Saturday night.

Love is in the air. Remember to maintain your lead and follow through on your shot.

What meteorologists refer to as a ‘polar vortex’ I call God getting his swagger back.

No thunder was ever angry, nor dark cloud somber. But every drizzle is definitely embarrassed.

No agnostic ever burned anyone at the stake. That wouldn’t be nearly slow and painful enough.

Excluding starches, preservatives, emulsifiers and artificial flavoring, Soylent Green is actually less than 2% people.

We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola’s version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it was the combination of Keanu Reeves’s British accent and Gary Oldman’s elderly Count...

Could I have the whole kit, but none of the caboodle?

Except for briefings after lunch, CIA does not practice torture.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

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It’s comedy with a universal appeal with a Latin flavor.

At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt,...

St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful...

Mankind is immortalin the comic perspective not by virtue of man’s subjugation of naturebut by virtue of man’s subjection to it. The “fall” in tragedy ends indeath; the fall in comedy ends in bed, where,...

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

Anticipation tingled in my stomach: the kind of tingle that at first you don’t know if it’s a good tingle or a bad tingle – just a tingle.

Not enough info makes for a lot of dead cats.””Dead cats?””You know, ‘Curiosity killed the cat.’ And I have enough curiosity to start a feline genocide.””Feline genocide?””Yeah. If you don’t explain Apollo, the cat kingdom...

The more you try to look sexy, the lamer it is, so you just have to commit to the comedy.

Peter and Jessie were like Romeo and Juliet. Have you ever seen that old movie? Starring Leonardo Dicaprio?

I love doing comedy. It’s a lot of fun.

The beagles are partying under Geiger’s desk.

I’m much more than a writer – I’m someone who puts different words together in an interesting way.