That bloody bastard! That thrice accursed son of a bitch!

This is my heart on CRACK.” Robin when she sees Creek

Don’t do it! Stay away from your potential. You’ll mess it up, it’s potential, leave it. Anyway, it’s like your bank balance – you always have a lot less than you think.

Enjoy the tiny unexplainable second. You can learn whatever you want.

Doing comedy is one of the best gifts in life.

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you’ve become a part of

You do develop a taste as an actress: Chekhov, Ayckbourn: it’s the combination of comedy and human drama. I would never want to do anything without comedy.

Calling a book “Young Adult” is just a fancy way of saying the book is censored. People used to say they like to read books about romance, true crime, comedy, horror or science fiction. But...

In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming you can use your laptop to iron your shirt.

“Oof!” Adam caught me all right, with the side of his head. I could tell by the feel of his skull on my foot as I kicked him. He grabbed me the best he could...

And then split his own cranium in half. I would like to see you do that yourself Blore. It would take some practice.

If you don’t want to tear off the clothes of the person you’re on a date with and jump into bed with them, then what’s the point? I’d never date; instead, I’d have lots of...

My asset looked more dead than alive – which, given that he was dead, lent the scene a certain credibility. – [context classified]

It’s a moot point whether your ass needs kicking, if kicking needs your ass.

Texting depersonalizes communication, rendering human interaction one dimensional. But there are downsides to texting too.

Remember, a lot can’t happen on Facebook since you last logged in as long as you’re logged in to Facebook.

Motivational Secret of the Week: Aim for the stars – even if you miss, you may hit an executive producer.

I stand behind my words – it’s just hard to see me because they’re so much bigger than I am.

The Seven Habits of Highly Cleared People1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. , or refer to Habit 7.7.

When it comes to working with heads of state, my preferred variety is the titular.

In real life, espionage and sex have so little to do with one another that for all practical purposes they could be married.

Comedy’s so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn’t get it, doesn’t find it funny, then fine.

He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.

Every Friday is black where I work.

Home. The word circled comfortably in my mouth like bubble gum, swished around sweetly soft and satisfying. Home. Try saying it aloud to yourself. Home. Isn’t it like taking a bite of something lovely? If...

The truth is what we say it is…prove to me this desk is not a cow!

Detective Inspector Eccles sighed. He may ordinarily have met his sigh with the question of why the newly appointed Superintendent Dickinson was turning up to this late hour crime scene, he may also ordinarily question...

I try to play serious scenes a little funny and the comedy a little serious.

DEMETRIUSRelent, sweet Hermia: and, Lysander, yieldThy crazed title to my certain right.LYSANDERYou have her father’s love, Demetrius;Let me have Hermia’s: do you marry him.

I found I had the ability to do comedy. My timing was really inborn.

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

It’s important on a comedy to have a fun loving set.

Writing comedy is an exposing thing because you’re putting yourself on the line with every joke you write, and although you can’t second-guess an audience, if you want to be successful, you have to write...

Don’t suffocate in there.

Right then, in a nutshell: this one hasn’t a single bone of obedient-little-wife material in her heavenly body.”Hasn’t she? Then what kind of bone does your expertise detect?’Fermin came closer, adopting a confidential tone. ‘The...

The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.

CREONTA: Rope! My rope! Hang those two thieves by the neck until they are dead.THE ROPE: Alack, but vile and ill-natured female! Upon wherein did thine affections tarry when I didst but lie here and...

A comedy isn’t about being funny…a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.

The girl says “Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I’m dressed this way does not make me a whore!” Which is true, Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a...

Sad, slow music in the small hours of the morning isn’t just sad and slow music. It’s a narration. And through the myriad of morning dew, we are the twinkling stars that fade with the...

I love smart comedy.

Mike’s brain was hardwired directly into his genitals and most higher functions appeared to have switched themselves off. In other words, he was just like most men.

Bad improvisers block action, often with a high degree of skill. Good improvisers develop action.”(p.115)

Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.

You think I’d cheat on you?” I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.”With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

I love therapy. I don’t get the taboo about seeking therapy at all. It’s exactly like taking Buzzfeed quizzes. At the end of the day, we all want to know what cocktail we are. But...

This hiatus coming up I’m looking at a comedy because I need the balance.

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