I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.




(No Ratings Yet)Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.




(No Ratings Yet)Are there any capitalist cats?” Nakata asked




(No Ratings Yet)Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.




(No Ratings Yet)A lot of apartments don’t allow dogs and cats, but pretty much anywhere will let you keep a bird.




(No Ratings Yet)Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.




(No Ratings Yet)Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.




(No Ratings Yet)The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?




(No Ratings Yet)I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.




(No Ratings Yet)Cats and monkeys – monkeys and cats – all human life is there!




(No Ratings Yet)I’m off to make war, so that you may have love.




(No Ratings Yet)For he will doAs he do doAnd there’s no doing anything about it!




(No Ratings Yet)By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.




(No Ratings Yet)I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,” Magnus said easily, and stood up.




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