In Egypt: Under no conditions, under threat of death could anyone kill a cat. People were exceuted for even killing a cat accidentally. And when a cat died, the whole family, and probably their closest...

Life is a cat asleep on the window sill suddenly waking as it falls from the third floor.

# “I saw the most beautiful cat today. It was sitting by the side of the road, its two front feet neatly and graciously together. Then it gravely swished around its tail to completely encircle...

It is a curious truth that many cats enjoy warmer, more convivial, even affectionate relationships with humans than they could ever do with fellow felines.

For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.For he is the servant of the Living God, duly and daily serving him.For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in...

If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool...

It’s 8a.m. and time to restIt’s 10a.m. and time to relaxIt’s noon and time for reposeIt’s 3p.m. and time for shut-eyeIt’s 6p.m. and time for siestaIt’s 9p.m. and time to slumberIt’s midnight and time to...

Cats have the curiosity of a genius, while dogs have the intellect of a sack of manure covered in hair and mulch made from bark (so loud). Actually, that assessment isn’t quite fair. Sacks of...

The kitten I got is black and white and has long hair. Really long hair (think Willie Nelson). I decided to call him Cap’n because his markings make him look like a pirate. The majority...

Women, who understands them? Not men—and certainly not women. Perhaps only cats do. But who understands cats? Perhaps only Orafoura, the last remaining Cupid and sole savior of earthly love.

I could see the cat was definitely on the steps. Still on the steps, 20 minutes after Carl’s call. This was strange; Amy loved the cat. The cat was declawed, the cat was never let...

I had a dream my house was on fire, and I tried to rescue all the cats—and none of the politicians. You can burn my house, but don’t you dare burn my coffee.

In the absence of a cat, I’d consider cuddling with a synthetic fur coat. Especially if your dead grandma was wearing it.

Le ChatJe souhaite dans ma maison:Une femme ayant sa raison.Un chat passant parmi les livres.Des amis en toute saisonSans lesquels je ne peux pas vivre.

I would not have survived that dark time if it weren’t for Cloudtail. He gave me another destiny, and I knew that no matter what I looked like, I would be all right. As long...

Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait–let me back in!…Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait–let me back out!

Maybe this was why people filled their house with stinking cats, so they didn’t notice that they were alone, so they wouldn’t die without a living soul noticing.

Most people, when they move, well they just move depending on whatever’s around them. At this very moment, as I am writing, Constitution the cat is going by with her tummy dragging close to the...

Then the cow asked:”What is a mirror?””It is a hole in the wall,” said the cat. “You look in it, and there you see the picture, and it is so dainty and charming and ethereal...

The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. “Calling cats,” it confided, “tends to be a rather overrated activity. Might as well call a whirlwind.

Let the cats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of mousetraps! Let the rats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of...

Four of us,’ said Morwen. The cats yowled. ‘Yes, I know, and of course you’re coming, but you can’t carry a bucket of soapy water, so for the purposes of this discussion it doesn’t matter,’...

Cats, like men, are flatterers.

No one has ever been able to discover how they make this subtle sound, and what is more, no one ever will. It is a secret that has endured from the very beginning of the...

We are the cats inside. We are the cats who cannot walk alone, and for us there is only one place.

[Brodsky] loved cats, and sometimes for a greeting would meow.

Sunday, January 27, 1884. — There was another story in the paper a week or so since. A gentleman had a favourite cat whom he taught to sit at the dinner table where it behaved...

‘Tell Suzie she’s a lucky cat.’ Have sexier words ever been spoken?

I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food – which they take for granted – but his or her entertainment value. Asmodeus took to...

It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not to exist at all.

This is a classic story of the friendship between humans and cats. Yes. I got in a lie right from the start!

Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.

Cats are bundles of cute, wrapped in fur and purrs.

Cats are puddles of cuteness. I stepped in one the other day that was so muddy I not only had to pet it, but cuddle with it for hours.

I thought orange was a more electable color, so I dyed my whole cat orange, and renamed him Abe Lincoln. I licked his fur clean in celebration of his victory.

Might I not be able to love God in the ways that Katie was loving me? A desire to be close, to be in touch, to receive strokes and caresses from the Eternal, to feel...

Why don’t you turn off the ***! rain now?” From their perspective we are gods!

Ah, fish, there is no fareQuite like a flounder! They surely will not missA piece or two from stacks of sole like this;I’ll steal a few, but leave the lion’s share.Look! the lamplight on the...

Nellie grinned. “I always wanted to go to Venice. It’s supposed to be the romance capital of the world.””Sweet,” put in Dan. “Too bad your date is an Egyptian Mau on a hunger strike.”The au...

I don’t care a hang for any cat that hasn’t stripes.

Nathanial can show me how to better control the change, but even so, you never have to worry about me turning into a cat again. Didn’t you know, I’m allergic to cats.

I’d take cyanide no problem if it was that or throwing a cat out in the street, even a moth-eaten, mangy, caterwauling pain in the ass! I’d rather have the thing in bed with me...

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.

I’ve found that the way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person’s character

Wolves eat cats for dinner. By God, I wanna be a wolf.~Kane Tyler~

She hops expectantly into the sink. I turn on the tap for her; she laps without a glance in my direction, like a duchess so used to being ministered to that she no longer notices...

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

To err is human, to purr is feline.

The amazing activity of the cat is delicately balanced by his capacity for relaxation. Every household should contain a cat, not only for decorative and domestic values, but because the cat in quiescence is medicinal...

I prefer cats to people, for the most part. Most people aren’t cute,& if they are cute they rapidly outgrow it