Love is a gift that costs nothing to give. Love is also the most valuable thing in the world. Think about that next time you’re tempted to call me a cheap bastard because I didn’t...

Can you ever really say you know anybody—your clone included? Still, if my clone’s birthday were coming up, I’d only shop Buy One Get One Free deals.

The birth of a child is a sacred phenomenon.

Birthday, the celebration of life. Celebrate who you are. Celebrate your uniqueness. Celebrate your achievement. Celebrate all that you are capable of becoming.

At seventy-seven it is time to be earnest.

A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life.

Happy Birthday.

If we could celebrate our birthday on any day of the year, would you choose the one you were born on? I’d be a fool and a liar if I told you I didn’t want...

I need a tube-shaped bathtub, to play the tuba in. I make love like I make music—in a shower that’s in a phone booth that’s in 1981, the year before I was born.

The birth of a child is divine miracle.

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.

And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.

Siku ya kuzaliwa ni siku ya kwanza ya safari nyingine ya siku 365, masaa 5, dakika 48, sekunde 46 na maili milioni 600 kulizunguka jua. Safiri salama.

On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.

the difference between love and appreciation! After much consideration and reflective thinking; I realised that, we sometimes hold onto things we believe we love, and just after a while, we lose interest. Appreciation is nothing...

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.

A child s a special possession from God.

As my nostrils filled with the stench of burnt hair and my friends scurried to clean up the mess, I thought, ‘If your hair catches on fire while you’re making a wish, does that mean...

Don’t celebrate how old you are, celebrate the years you survived.

I make love like 1981, one year before I was born. That explains why all your orgasms are nonexistent.

My gift to you is not what’s in the box—it is the box. Happy Birthday!

Take me to Happy Birthday Land. It’s open 364 days of the year, and the one day of the year it’s closed for cleaning happens to be my birthday.

The day of birth is day of life.

The day of birth is a miraculous day.

A happy birthday is measured not in the amount of gifts one gets, but in the amount love one receives.

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.

Just to show my dad that I think he’s number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.

Because of so many people who remembered his birthday, I can now see that he will be successful in whatever position he will run for in the future. It’s because he knows how to love,...

The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.

The birth of a child is supernatural spiritual event.

You’re right. The fact that the entire party of fifty guests caught you and Jill Moench kissing in the closet was a complete misunderstanding.” Theo snorted, turning to Penny, “His girlfriend certainly got a surprise...

we might have to eat the dog” poor, but still poor. Poor like, no insurance poor, and going to McDonald’s was a really big excitement poor, wearing socks for gloves in the winter poor, and...

There must be a day or two in a man’s life when he is the precise age for something important.

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.

Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

I’ve realized is that every time you get something cool for your birthday or for Christmas, within a week it’s being used against you. (We’ll be taking this away until your English grade improves)

The birth of a new born baby is a great joy.

You were born and with you endless possibilities, very few ever to be realized. It’s okay. Life was never about what you could do, but what you would do. 

My New Year’s Eve is always 2 July, the night before my birthday. That’s the night I make my resolutions. And this year scares the life out of me, because no matter how successful, how...

I made a t-shirt that says, “Today’s my birthday” on it, so that I can ask for hugs from strangers and point to the text on my tee as the reason why they should oblige....

I had a dream about you. It was New Year’s Eve. I remember because we celebrated my birthday on March 5th. You gave me a gift, and we argued over whether it was late or...

His birthday is something I do enjoy pointing out or celebrating or recognizing myself personally, because that was always a lot of fun with him.

Every day were reborn.

Artėja mano gimimo diena, – kalba žmogus. – Teks sukviesti ėdrius draugus ir surengti jiems puotą. Vargas man.- Artėja mūsų draugo gimimo diena, – kalba žmonės. – Reiks eiti į puotą ir septynias valandas sėdėti...

Hopefully it is the only birthday this hearing will have, though, your honour, … We will see!

I think everybody knows what I want for my birthday. I’m going to knock on wood. Having a win here at Vegas would be a great birthday present. I know we can get the job...

For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be.

I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember myself. So it’s fact based on secondhand information and trust.

The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date.

The birth of a child is a joy to the parent and the world.