When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday.

To be a prosperous pastor one needs: (1) a bible (2) a tailored suit; and (3) a few psychology books.

When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer’s dream.)

Without doing one cannot fail. But one cannot succeed either.

If human beings were really progressive creatures, then all boys would be smarter, healthier, and, wealthier, than their grandfathers.

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.

Creating is the closest thing to being immortal.

*Live fast, die young, and, leave a good looking corpse.* is dumb. When dead, looks matters not. (Furthermore, the corpse will only look good for a day, or, twelve.)

Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck.

A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.

Every artist takes their final work to the grave.

A slave that acknowledges its enslavement is halfway to its liberation.

Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.

To increase the odds of being thanked, some people compliment some people; some make kids.

In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.

In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.

Professional’ does not necessarily mean that the person so labelled is good or knows what they are doing. In many a case, it merely means that they do whatever that they are a professional at...

Judge not the value of a friend by the number of boy- or girlfriends they helped you get. But by the number of books they’ve recommended to you.

To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.

Wisdom is finding out that a cobra is deadly; without first having to lose one’s life.

Shyness is a luxury reserved for those who are above the poverty line. To a beggar, being shy is deadly.

A ‘good man’ is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

Your average man is not intelligent enough not to fake being intelligent enough.

Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.

Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.

Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.

Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book.

Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.

Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.

Sleeping is the most common attempt to temporarily escape reality.

Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn’t willing to do ‘anything’ for money.

Men did not need to have balls to have balls.

School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.

A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.

Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned.

The name of a great writer is usually bigger than the title of his book. Both literally and figuratively.

A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.

The civilized man is technologically ahead of — intellectually behind — his time.

Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.

To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.

School overpopulates students’ minds with too much of what happened yesterday; seldom with what the students can do today, or, tomorrow.

Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.

Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful.

Most parents are not really ‘supportive’ because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they ‘support’ their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures … in the eyes of...

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.