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Chuck Palahniuk  Quotes
I think a lot of people saw ‘Fight Club’ and thought, ‘Right, here’s our next Che Guevara, here’s our next Fidel Castro, here’s someone who’s going to wave the flag.’ And I was like, ‘No,...

—Chuck Palahniuk

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I am enormously uncool. I’ve made a cottage industry of being uncool. And I’m fine with that.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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I’ve got two dogs; they’re Boston terriers, and they’re allowed everywhere.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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My stomach hurts, but if it’s guilt or impacted stool, I can’t tell. Either way, I’m so full of shit.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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We just had a near-life experience!

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Life
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Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Hayati dogru duzgun yasamak icin egitilmisiz biz. Hata yapmamak icin. Ne kadar buyuk bir hata yaparsam, o kadar kurtulma ve gercek bir hayat yasama sansim olacagini fark ettim.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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She says, “Do you have any rubbers?” I say, I thought she was barren. “Sure, I’m sterile,” she says, “but I’ve had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease.”...

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Money gives you permission to just walk away from everything that isn’t pretty and perfect. You can’t put up with anything less than lovely. You spend your life running, avoiding, escaping.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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There’s no way you can get the past right. You can pretend. You can delude yourself, but you can’t re-create what’s over.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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The idea that I can’t share my problems with other people makes me not give a shit about their problems.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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What makes the earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it ought to feel like Heaven.

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To both my parents, the world is a battle for attention, a war to be heard.

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The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That’s how I see it.

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Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

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BreakMaybeOurselves
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We’re so much more likely to feel sympathy for an animal than another person; thus, the best fiction uses animals to define truly humane behavior.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Animals
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Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow people to laugh at them and destroy the power of unsayable things, rather than refusing to acknowledge...

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You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lot of writerly, literary-type crafted stories. I want that immediacy when I read a novel.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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If anything I try to write something that would be more difficult to film. I tend to see film as competition and would like instead to do what books do best.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Here are the shadows left behind by a thousand moments, a thousand moods, of needs traced here on the wall by men who are gone. Here is the record of their being here.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Prepare to evacuate soul in ten, in nine, eight.Chloe’s splashing through the ankle-deep back-up of renal fluid from her failed kidneys.Death will commence in five.Five, four.Around her, a parasitic life spray paints her heart.Four, three.Three,...

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I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some blind, random disaster or some sudden disease, the addict has the comfort of knowing what will most likely wait for him down the...

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Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn’t bother to torture you if she didn’t.

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Love
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Me with nothing left to lose, plotting my big revenge in the spotlight. Give me violent revenge fantasies as a coping mechanism.

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Inspirational
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If she was going to die, Marla didn’t want to know about it.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Death
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It’s easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It’s a lot more difficult to perform one.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Your folks are god, you love them and you want to make them happy but you still want to make up your own rules.

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At this rate, we’ll never get to the future.

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Future
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Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

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And if I do fall asleep, Marla has to keep track of Tyler. Where he goes. What he does. So maybe during the day, I can rush around and undo the damage.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.

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Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that’s usually how you end up crying?

—Chuck Palahniuk

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I used to work as a volunteer in a hospice, but I don’t have any nursing skills or cooking skills or anything, so I was what they call an escort. I would take people to...

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Arguing that God doesn’t exist would be like people in the 10th century arguing that germs and microbes didn’t exist because they couldn’t see them.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Meeting authors is kind of the death of the characters. That is always heartbreaking.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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I think my heart always goes out to men at the peak of their celebrity who checked out. There’s such an odd, horrible trend in my lifetime for it – Kurt Cobain, David Foster Wallace,...

—Chuck Palahniuk

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I was born in 1962, and it seems that throughout my entire life the world has demanded peace but maintained conflict.

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Born
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I have a lot of fans who are in the prison system, where ramen noodles are a kind of staple. Prisoners are always sending me recipes.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Aim low and you won’t be disappointed.

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I still love him so much I’ll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I’ll do anything to destroy him.

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This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time.

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Ideas come at any moment — except when you demand them. Most ideas come while I’m physically active, at the gym, with friends, gardening, so I always carry pen and paper.My first draft is always...

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Writing
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This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

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Freedom
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No, Miss Wright didn’t want to meet her kid. To her, that relationship was just as important, just as ideal and impossible as it would be to the child. She’d expect that young man to...

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It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Loss
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You had a near life experience.

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ExperienceLife
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The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don’t be trying all the time to fix things. What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make...

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Acceptance
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I am nothing, and not even that.

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Nothing
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My private history in terms of people in my life who are dead is very easy to discuss. I don’t feel those people can be threatened or intruded upon now. But I am enormously protective...

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I really love idiot, enlightened characters – these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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