Just watching Jack Lemmon made me want to get into this business.

Wisdom ain’t a virtue I ever aspired to.

My love, I’d volunteer to live a thousand lives if I got to spend any part of them with you.

Brussels sprouts, Grace, really? These are our friends. Why are you doing this to them?

Jackson asked, “Where’d the water come from in your house?””A pipe.” Then he explained to Jackson, “Water travels in pipes.

Commander! Sir! Wake up!”Jack surfaced from sleep, wondering who the commander was and wishing he’d respond so he could go back to sleep – until he remembered that he was the commander.

Take it one step at a time—inarguably wise advice. And yet we all take a running leap, hoping the wind will catch us on its wings and lift us clear to the top of the...

Okay, how’s this? I’ve been to Heaven and Hell. I’ve seen the whole world, but the only thing that makes me want to live is this: being inside you. I love you so much. You’re...

Now I know this is going to seem counter to every instinct that you have, but I’m going to ask you to sit still, or I’ll put you in the trunk.

I woan let you go back to that boy–not until you give me one bec doux.” A sweet kiss. Then he reached forward, unlacing the ribbon from my hair.”What are you doing?” I murmured.”Souvenir.” He...

…but even Peter Pan had to grow up one day.

Do Engineers have stories, Jack?” he asked. “What?” Jack said, without moving.”Stories. Myths. Things to keep the boredom out on a long shift.””I think they play cards, mostly,” Jack answered. It was a lie, but...

Back at ya, pretty child. So, so much.

I fear nothing when I am doing right,’ said Jack.’Then,’ said the lady in the red cap, ‘you are one of those who slay giants.

I really loved ‘Witches of Eastwick’, the movie with Michelle Pfeiffer and Jack Nicholson and Cher.

Sure, scars can be painfull to look at, reminding you where you’ve been, but they also remind you of how far you’ve come.

They’re only trees. Only trees. Whose afraid of lonely trees?

You might want to have Kate close her eyes if you ever want her to sleep with you, asshole. Because once I take off my pants, you’ll always come second.

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.

See, that’s just it. I don’t always love Jack Storm. But with all my heart I love Jack Loren.

Reacher was the kind of guy who solved all problems as permanently as possible.

There are maybe 100 actors I look up to, but my first two favourite actors were Dustin Hoffman and Jack Nicholson.

Did you just pimp slap my ass with your angel hand?

A vampire is branding girls, okay?” I ignored his refusal. “Something about that just feels wrong to me.””I would hope so.

Jack: “..You were the on­ly one I saw when I closed my eyes”Lexi: “Then why wasn’t I enough when they were open?

Doode,” George said.He’d practiced all morning but still didn’t get it quite right. “Nope, more u, less oo. Duuude.””Dude.””Dude.””Okay, dude.” George nodded. “How’s it hanging?” Jack asked. “How am I supposed to answer that?” George...

I guess it could be worse. My name could be Tlaquepaque, or Irkutsk, or Pyongyang. Or, you know, Pittsburgh. Sometimes I flip through the atlas just to remind myself of all the names that would...

We …”Is Jack Coombs at a loss for words? I guess we don’t have to worry about the performance since the world is clearly going to end.

My friends are all megalomaniacs – from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson – all of them.

The only thing that feels right is as wrong as it can get

That’s all right,” she told him. “I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine.”Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.

Hey, times are tough, and thirty gold coins can do a lot of good. But I guess you wouldn’t know about needing money, since you grew up like a little princ…”(Rapunzel glares)”Prin… soner. I mean,...

Maybe I’m a human, but I’m a me-and-Ma as well.

Kate lost a mother,” I said, “but I lost a nothing.”Kate doesn’t feel that way,” Jack assured me.But what about everybody else besides Kate? How can I ever explain to anyone what she was when...

What more could you want? How about dominion over this ‘beautiful place’? Beauty doesn’t last. Friends and family decay. Power is the only thing that goes on forever.”Jack answered with his gut. “No, love goes...

It was Jack’s and Tom Watson’s day yesterday. But today, it’s another day.

Something’s up,’ I say, handing the phone back.‘Not necessarily,’ Jack says. ‘You think this is the first time Lila’s been hot-headed? Seriously, dude, you do remember my sister, right? Short, blonde, impulsive as shock therapy?...

Her gaze shifted away. “I don’t remember my dreams anymore.” It was like she was confessing a dirty secret. And maybe it was, because even though he hated the dreams, each time he had them,...

Even before he had one book published, Jack was one of those people you could feel was very special.

So what’s the point, then, if we can’t be happy? Why are we doing any of this?””Oh, there’s definitely happiness,” Jack said, turning his back on the ocean and looking at her. “But it’s just...

Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high — in need of a good spanking. — Good heavens, that sounded creepy.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack in ‘Titanic’ was my childhood crush!

Jack stares at me blankly. ‘A what?’ he asks. I choke back the laugh. ‘A boy. You know? A Y-chromosome holder? You don’t seem to notice them as much as you do the X-carriers.’ ‘What...

She tried to think of the right thing to say – something that would make him leave her alone. If she said she could defend herself he’d want her to prove it. But if she...

Neither the cat nor I missed you while you were gone. It’s worse than that. We danced the visitor-gone dance, flinging our feet (and paws) with particular glee. You remember the dance – the one...

Put the gun to my head and paint walls with my brains.

What’s the point in hating something if you aren’t proactive?

I’m not leaving you. Right here, right now is the happiest I’ve ever been. I love you. That means I don’t leave. Sorry.

When all else fails…try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn’t work…have another.

Life is about juggling obligations, Valerie. You need to study smarter, not harder.