I am not an angel,” I asserted; “and I will not be one till I die: I will be myself.

Healthy ChoicesHold stillKeep quiet.Get a degree to learn how to talksaying nothing.Catch a good manby being demure.the one your mother chooses.Let him climb youwhenever his urge,amidst headachesand menstrual achesand screaming infants.And when he bidsquick, turn...

Women show men beauty in things beyond their ambitions. Women tell men to stop and smell the roses.

Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry.

The woman who makes a sweet, beautiful home, filling it with love and prayer and purity, is doing something better than anything else her hands could find to do beneath the skies.

Still, I wonder if more women artists, musicians and writers aren’t household names because we don’t have enough faith in our own pursuits to give ourselves the time we desperately need to be transformed by...

The way a man cannot and would NOT like to have sex till his tool is erect, even a women would NOT like to have to sex if she’s not wet. If you have it...

To be likeable as a woman, it seems, you have to ensure that you’re also non-threatening and slightly useless.

Not that she’s a political animal, she’s just an ordinary woman, but as a woman she’s of the view that you don’t bring children into the world to have them shot.

Wow! Who is that sexy woman she’s standing next to?

Those women have taken care of that house like a baby.

I didn’t do it in 1066. But I’m only not guilty because I wasn’t quite alive then. The ferocity of the Normans not named Norman is underestimated in history, and I fear neither woman nor...

With women, there is no sexual mystery—a vagina is a vagina. But with men, a woman’s got to wonder, is his penis small, medium, or Orafoura?

I used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I don’t have one.

Women, if I understood them half as well as I understand fractions, I’d have said a third. But I don’t have time for a third, or even my other half, because I spend all my...

It’s easy to talk about how much you love God, but loving others reveals how much you truly do.

My impression of love: I found her—lucky me. I found her—unlucky her. She’d probably agree with me, which would be a first.

Why do beautiful women love ugly men?

allergies,” I believe, to the foods they had seen their own mothers fearing and loathing as diet fads passed through their homes. I could’ve strangled their mothers for saddling these girls with the idea that...

How stupid that all I have to dois grow two squishy lumps and suddenlyI’m man’s best friend

I quit because I was good, and when you’re good and a girl at something, you should be suspicious.’‘Of what?’‘Of what part of yourself you didn’t know you were selling.

Ah, lust. It makes us forget anything we want to. The greatest relaxant, the greatest stimulant.

Woman must have her freedom, the fundamental freedom of choosing whether or not she will be a mother and how many children she will have. Regardless of what man’s attitude may be, that problem is...

The rest of us have never embraced your victim mentality; we are not victims. We are people, the same way that men are. We are equal, yet different. We, unlike you, realize that is not...

You can be the ugliest man in the world but once you got money, you can have all the women in the world.

Y’know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

Women who disapprove of men – and there’s plenty to disapprove of – should remember how we started out, and how far we had to travel.

We don’t know how to be women because we were taught it was not OK to be girls. Our most natural impulses were thwarted and distorted.

You need to respect people either good one or bad. Every person in this world have something good and something bad. You need to see the positive side of the person rather than the negative...

I saw the movie,” he said. “I know what it’s about. Listen to this. When girls get to be about twelve or so”—he leaned toward us—”their tits bleed.

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea.

Every woman should be treated like a queen, worshipped like a goddess, love like there’s no tomorrow, and complimented at least 5 times a day.

‎Does anyone truly understand females? …Their behavior is opposite of everything in the natural order and flies in the face of logic.

With women who do not love us, as with the “dear departed,” the knowledge that there is no hope left does not prevent us from continuing to wait.

It’s only very recently that women have succeeded in entering those professions which, as Muses, they typified for the Greeks

Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.

The greatest form of abortion is not letting the man put it there in the first place!

She’s strong! And scary…I bet she’s single…I’d put money on it..

It really is something … that men disapprove even of our doing things that are patently good. Wouldn’t it be possible for us just to banish these men from our lives, and escape their carping...

If you try to tame her she will fly away, because pretty little spirits like her, never like to be caged.

Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time she saw one she had to be severe with herself or...

All a woman actually wants is to feel special.

The woman looked out at the madness of the world and dared to hope. Her eyes were burning coals of stars.

Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

And an unaware witch means a witch who doesn’t know she’s a witch, and because she’s a women that makes her double trouble. Never trust a women.” My mothers a women,” I said, suddenly feeling...

It is also more than likely that women invented that most fundamental of all material technologies, without which civilization could not have evolved: the domestication of plants and animals. In fact, even though this is...

women should not be so mean to end up their life at the kitchen after they get married. they should take part in everything that is happening around the world.women’s part of society and also...

She is like a cat in the darkAnd then she is the darknessShe rules her life like a fine skylarkAnd when the sky is starlessAll your life you’ve never seen a womanTaken by the windWould...

The emergency of women is the emergency of the world.

The feminist story, she reminded me, is a counternarrative, a narrative of disobedience, a chronicle of battle, nto of surrender. Women who do not fit the mold are too often maneuvered, manipulated, and mangled into...