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A brick could be used to prop up a wobbly table—or an unstable relationship. I wish I’d have thought of that before I got divorced.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with its patronizing patriotism and imperialism.

—Jarod Kintz

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I like the fact that kids are willing to be imaginative and go along with me when I’m telling strange tales.

—Margaret Haddix

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After an eternity of seeking the sudden threshold of seeing and finding leaves one filled with a strange paradox of ecstasy and grief. I was born to see.

—Joy Page

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It’s very strange to go from being completely secluded and doing your own work for yourself, to having an audience – and having an audience that’s aware of what you do and expects you to...

—Jhonen Vasquez

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She blinked. “Hmm? Oh, don’t care. What did Anubis look like to you?””What did… he looked like a guy. So?””A good-looking guy, or a slobbering dog-headed guy?””I guess… Not the dog-headed guy.””I knew it!” Sadie...

—Rick Riordan

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I’ve never thought it strange to do highly contrasting things. I always thought it was all part and parcel of theatrical expression. At school, I loved doing revues, I was in a rock ‘n’ roll...

—Trevor Nunn

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The house seemed so different at night. Everything was in its correct place, of course, but somehow the furniture seemed more angular and the pictures on the wall more one-dimensional. She remembered somebody saying that...

—Alexander McCall Smith

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A brick could be used like a duck could be used like a cat. My duck soup is meowing to be manhandled by a construction worker.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A brick is just another obstacle they have to overcome if they are going to achieve their goals.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to announce your intention to announce your intentions. Make sure the blanket is neon orange though, or you might not get the attention you deserve.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to help the needy. Giving a brick as a gift is a symbol showing you want to help build their future.

—Jarod Kintz

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Stop” as you hold out a stiff arm and just stand there. It might feel like you’re waiting your whole life for that train to stop, and quite possibly you will wait your whole life...

—Jarod Kintz

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A flag could be used as a blanket, but a blanket couldn’t be used as a flag. A blanket provides real warmth, not the pseudo warmth that patriotism provides. A blanket-flag would leave you shivering—not...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so nobody can hog all the amor.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.

—Jarod Kintz

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very” while yawning.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is, Which end will you insert? If you’re a politician, I’d recommend...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to prop open the door to my heart. But you might not want to leave the Love Door open, because my ex just shit all in there.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think about it.

—Jarod Kintz

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Shit a brick.”

—Jarod Kintz

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I want to meet a guy named Art. I’d take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.

—Jarod Kintz

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How strange! A dog is more humane than a human is.

—Debasish Mridha

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A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportation in a pre-wheel society.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a doorstop. But that’s obvious. What isn’t obvious is why somebody would want to stop a door, since doors represent openness. What is that person hiding behind that door...

—Jarod Kintz

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A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away.

—Jarod Kintz

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Two bricks, parallel and horizontal, equals an equal sign.

—Jarod Kintz

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Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.

—Emery Allen

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The three of us made love like one of us was a voyeur. I was the only one using binoculars as a sex toy.

—Jarod Kintz

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Your love, it takes me to the moon. Let’s get back to the film studio and start over. Pour a small cup of coffee while I take one large sip for mankind.

—Jarod Kintz

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We haven’t spoken in forever, but that doesn’t mean I still don’t love her. That’s what being in love with a mute is all about.

—Jarod Kintz

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The scope of my problem will easily fit in the scope of my rifle. Too bad true love has to come with a mother-in-law.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m not saying I’m not saying. I’m also not saying I’m in love, and I’m not not saying I’m in love.

—Jarod Kintz

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One encounters in the streets, late at night on the evenings of fetes, the most strange and bizarre passers-by. Do these nights of popular celebration cause ancient and forgotten avatars to stir in the depths...

—Jean Lorrain

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A blanket could be used to rob a bank. Guns are so Bonnie and Clyde, but a blanket bank robbery has a certain amount of seduction involved. A blanket has a lot more banging involved...

—Jarod Kintz

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until death do us part” is faster and cheaper than a divorce.

—Jarod Kintz

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This world has seen the birth of several strange animals.

—Jindřich Štyrský

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You should really stay true to your own style. When I first started writing, everybody said to me, ‘Your style just isn’t right because you don’t use the really flowery language that romances have.’ My...

—Jude Deveraux

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People say to me, ‘Would you like to swap your life with me for 24 hours? Your life must be very strange.’

—Prince Andrew

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It is hard to meet a stranger. Even the greatest extravert meeting even the meekest stranger knows a certain dread, though he may not know he knows it. Will he make a fool of me...

—Ursula K. Le Guin

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So much for the tolerant acceptance of the other. We’re forging out into deep space – who knows what we’ll meet out there? If we can’t even accept a robot and some talking elephants, what...

—Alastair Reynolds

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Looking in the mirror is very strange; we see only what we choose to see, good or bad.

—Bonnie Langford

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A brick could be used to sell a blanket, in a buy one get one free situation. It doesn’t matter if it’s rubble, if it’s free people want it.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket of self-regulated trust on a bed of deceit.

—Jarod Kintz

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Kick the blanket, don’t kick the bucket—especially if that bucket is full of death (or bricks).

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want to splash ink on it and try to impregnate the minds...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used like a trumpet could be used as a murder weapon. And if the cops ask you what I was doing on the night of June 6th, tell them I was...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a distraction. Wave it to the right, while you loot to the left.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what’s the big idea? A brick represents unity, a notion of hey, let’s build something together. Like a...

—Jarod Kintz

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