Although I wouldn’t mind handcuffing you.”Oh. My. God.

I’m twenty-nine, happily single and getting it on a regular basis’ I said, enjoying the way their thin lips hung open in an impressive O.’Well I’ve never,’ Jane gasped.’Clearly. You should try it some time....

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke ’til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?

Is your name even David?’ I asked as I yanked my panties back on.’Is yours Melanie?’ he inquired, buttoning his jeans.’I asked first,’ I countered, wondering for the umpteenth time why being an idiot came...

He said they’ve literally set up a camp across the street from the hotel and they have signs and bullhorns and the kind of Christian attitude that makes God puke.

Her eyes narrowed, but she wasn’t yelling.I think she liked me… kind of. The way a mother would like an annoying spastic two year old who belonged to someone else.

Don’t know. Never let a wolf near my neck.” He grinned and gave me a quick hug. “I love you, Essie. Before you came into my life, I had considered ending myself. Three hundred years...

Hanks grin almost sent me into meltdown. The kind where I killed him, but first I would stick my tongue down his throat and ride him till he was blind.