You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you’d like it. You’re a good multi-tasker.

So you’ll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?’ I joke.’I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,’ he says with a knightly vow.

Because I absolutely, positively cannot fuck you, Lola,” he says like it’s a formal declaration.I furrow my brow and salute him, which makes him snicker.