We know so little about one another. We embrace a shadow and love a dream.

She met a dashing man —he was, a dash.

Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench.

Your presence resembles a dirty martini,she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.

The Sweater Song” was inspired by a legendary cat sweater I knitted.

Hey, can I come in?

Go sip on gossip, and leave the coffee talk for me to chug. I’ll be in the kitchen, giggling like a schoolgirl if you need me.

I wouldn’t feel great if you left me alone, but I wouldn’t feel bad either. I’d feel good, like I always do, which has nothing to do with you, even if you’ll have nothing to...

Be good to people only if you like anal sex. That’s how kind people are.

At first I thought my wife and I were made for each other. It was as if we came out of the same factory. I think we were made in the USA, because things quickly...

…it is never safe to classify the souls of one’s neighbors; one is apt, in the long run, to be proved a fool. You should regard each meeting with a friend as a sitting he...

With a person I respect, I wash my hands before I shake their hand. With a person I don’t respect, I wash my hands after I shake their hand.

Sometimes the acutest of agonies are difficult to find expression in the given vocabulary: words fail but pain prevails.

How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway.

sometimes you giving a lot attention for someone but then she didn’t give you attention as big as you gave…you only have to wait because someday she will realize that attention from yours is priceless.

She told me to draw the curtains shut, so I grabbed my pencil and began to sketch.

Love isn’t supposed to hurt. If it does, then it is absolutely not a true love.

I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excites you and makes you hunger for me.

Being married cuts on your freedom. Having a husband or a relationship at all puts constraints on you. by Michael.

Dear people of the world: If any of you have exceeded my expectations, it’s because I expect nothing from nobody.

In an era of mass media, it is easy to believe that the more eyeballs, the more impact. But radio, television, and tracts accounted for a combined total of less than one-half of 1% of...

I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not to know me, and then claimed I had the wrong number. And sure enough, when I looked at the number...

My dad was born poor, made a fortune during his life, and then died suddenly—murdered by his only son, leaving his vast estate to a daughter I didn’t know he had.

Hearts may break, and relationships end, but life goes on. You can’t stop life’s motion; it’s either you let life pass you by or you go with it’s motion.

I’m different than other men in that I’m indifferent to the ins and outs of concave and convex relationships. I feel that women like that I’m like that.

I am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner.”He threw the rest of her sandwich at the swinging door as she passed through it.

Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself.

Cause they say home is where your heart is set in stone, it’s where you go when’re you’re alone, its were you go to rest your bones. It’s not just where you lay your head,...

But you will trust me again, Annabelle. You will want me again, and we will be together. I will behave. You’ll see. – Zacharel

I just wish she knew that if there were two persons, who were imperfect and they knew it, and they weren’t afraid to admit it – if those two persons cared enough about one another...

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

I wanted to reach out and stroke her, to be gentle and tender towards her. Take care of her.

Nothing is so awkward as a demonstration of humanity by the enemy.

If a man WANTS to be with you, he will make his actions clear. There won’t be any questions, murkiness, cloudiness, or fear.

The best foundation for relationships to grow, flourish, and succeed is a deep-rooted friendship.

Be nice to people on your way up, because you’ll land on them on your way down

Yet even in the loneliness of the canyon I knew there were others like me who had brothers they did not understand but wanted to help. We are probably those referred to as “our brother’s...

Chong said, “Do yourself a favor, Morg. Next time you’re staring at a girl’s boobs, look up. You’ll be shocked to learn it, but there’s going to be a face up there. Nose, mouth, eyes....

Trusty steed.

I stroke a finger over my own top button, undo it, then let my hand drop with an exaggerated sigh. “It’s not quite the same,” I declare, “ripping my own clothes off.

She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.

There’s more to the erotic life than explicitness.

As mature adults, are we not called to a level of discrimination and consideration for the repercussions of our actions on others? Yes, the power of that surge of sexual energy cannot be underestimated—but knowing...

Sometimes it’s not that people bring us happiness, they just bring us familiarity. You know what to expect from them.

He needs “space” and “time,” as if this were physics and not a human relationship.

Humph! A text message that said, ‘What’s up, sexy?’ You call that setting a mood? Love making takes place long before the bedroom—

I had a dream. In the dream someone was critical of my newest novel The Snail’s Castle. I said, “don’t worry about it. If you don’t like it, just throw it out the window.” I...

You’re mine, Echo, and I’ll treasure you forever.

Guys who would make fun of girls for sexual inexperience are terrible people, and when girls do it to other girls it feels even shittier. Guys who shame girls who haven’t had sex want them...

Don’t worry about hurting me, if that’s what you’re afraid of. I want to get hurt. At least I´ll feel something for a change.