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Naked  Quotes
I love so much you could probably see my affection from space with the naked eye (take off your eyelids, woman!)

—Jarod Kintz

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I can’t simulate you with moon, moon is fully naked and you are fully clothed.

—M.F. Moonzajer

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I stood in front of him, frustratedly imagining his naked muscular chest, and wanting his hot cock to spear me. My nipples were aroused, feeling as hard and long as coat hooks. They prodded fiercely...

—Fiona Thrust

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I’d tried to straighten him out, but there’s only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.

—David Sedaris

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We made love like two tree branches in winter. We were naked and motionless.

—Jarod Kintz

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After getting dressed at warp speed, I actually managed to drive all the way to high school before I realized I’d forgotten my morning coffee. Mystery, intrigue, and naked dreams aside, that didn’t bode well...

—Jennifer Lynn

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Once I had a wild fling on an otherwise boring weekend holiday in Edinburgh, with a guy I met who turned out to be a psychiatrist. He agreed with me, after hours and hours of...

—Fiona Thrust

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Where is the pizza I ordered 33 minutes ago? I specifically called for pizza to be delivered. The pizza’s missing, and so is the delivery guy. I hope nobody finds his body in the woods,...

—Jarod Kintz

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I saw something scary. It was a boy, asking me what I’m doing naked in his father’s fridge. Dinner party’s over.

—Jarod Kintz

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If you love sex, let it be known. You don’t have to walk around downtown naked or have some flyers printed up, but definitely don’t be shy about your love (or obsession) for sex.

—Roberto Hogue

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She tossed her towel on her dresser and turned to the bed where shed left her PJs. Only it wasn’t just her PJs on the bed anymore. Lucas, eyes wide, sat on the foot of...

—C.C. Hunter

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I got arrested for driving naked. I guess I shouldn’t have put four wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel on my bathtub. I’m a do-it-yourself kind of lover.

—Jarod Kintz

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Deny a man pleasure, the possession of woman’s body and he will show you his true colors.He will dismiss his frustration onto her, forcibly abuse her, offend her all at the cost of his desires,...

—Chirag Tulsiani

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If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels….

—Josh Stern

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He handed the dust pan and brush over. I knew they wouldn’t be much use in cleaning the floor. I also knew the real reason he had given them to me: so he could look...

—Fiona Thrust

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I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!

—Jarod Kintz

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The naked truth is the naked truth isn’t naked—it’s wearing see-thru clothing. My duty as a nudist is to let people see I’m transparent.

—Jarod Kintz

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Do you not know that God entrusted you with that money (all above what buys necessities for your families) to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to help the stranger, the widow, the fatherless;...

—John Wesley

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He closed the door behind us, and led me through to the back of the shop. ‘If you don’t mind, you can get changed in the stock cupboard,’ he said. ‘We’re not posh enough here...

—Fiona Thrust

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LET’S GO BACK HOMEI can’t think about you,Without smiling.What I wouldn’t give,To go back there,Take you in my arms,Kiss you, And tell you,”I still love you.”It’s been three decades now,And still your smile’s with me,Your...

—Giorge Leedy

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I saw a white toilet, with no plumbing, alone in a field of snow. Well, almost alone. There were two naked albinos and a polar bear sitting on it, and I felt inspired to write...

—Jarod Kintz

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True love has taught me that there is a difference between a woman getting naked for you and one revealing herself to you.

—Steve Maraboli

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Wanting to please, worrying that she will see me as I really am. But wanting to be known. That is…you’re naked, moaning in the dark, no dignity at all…I wanted her to see me and...

—Audrey Niffenegger

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I wish I could line up naked the men I’ve slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.

—Crystal Woods

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I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be my blanket, wardrobe, and toilet paper.

—Jarod Kintz

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You said you’d give me half an hour!”And you said you’d satisfy me whenever I wanted it. I want it now.’ He removed is jacket. ‘Drop the towel.”I-I never agreed to be naked!

—Kresley Cole

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I love being aroused.I relish that delicious feeling of freedom, the delirium of being naked, and my flesh being born again. It’s like I’m being made new.

—Fiona Thrust

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The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely.

—David Sedaris

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I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you.

—Jarod Kintz

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Some of us walk around with a necklace of hope, an armour of sanity, but at the end of the day, they always come off. We reveal our naked, vulnerable, real selves.

—Karen Quan

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The bread which you hold back belongs to the hungry; the coat, which you guard in your locked storage-chests, belongs to the naked; the footwear mouldering in your closet belongs to those without shoes. The...

—Basil the

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There is no way to undo something already done, or to dress up a naked truth.

—Dixie Waters

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Nothing is the best thing I’ve ever not worn. Also, nothing is the best thing I’ve ever worn. Nudity never goes out of style.

—Jarod Kintz

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She liked his unique smell, and it turned on all five of her senses, wanting to see him naked, touch him while naked, hear him as he moaned while he made love, taste his skin,...

—Keira D.

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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.

—Rodney Dangerfield

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Are you going to spank me, daddy? I’m a very bad girl! (bending over naked)”Oh yeah daddy – spank my ass harder!!!

—Alanah Skye

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I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’d Poe’s nude for the approval of a dead poet. No names come to mind, but I’m sure there must be one I’d get naked for.

—Jarod Kintz

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Adrian had always found it amusing that a guy could be drilling Stacia up her ass while she considered herself to be a virgin. Her intent had been to present herself as such when she...

—Jess C.

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To feel aroused is to feel alive. Having great sex is like taking in huge lungfuls of fresh air, essential to your body, essential to your health, and essential to your life.

—Fiona Thrust

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I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination.

—Jarod Kintz

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My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets.

—Jarod Kintz

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I lost myself there — my mind imaging what was under his towel and what I would like to do to him. – Emma

—Martha Sweeney

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Life is so full of rough edges – small tasks and expectations that scratch you bloody and remind you that you’re naked and alone.

—Alexis Hall

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Anatomy lessons are much more fun when conducted in a private coed environment.

—Dixie Waters

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I want to grow a tan and an accent, then dig it out of my garden and staple it to my naked body. I like Salmon Rushdie like a bear would. Especially with a honey...

—Jarod Kintz

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People who live in society have learnt how to see themselves, in mirrors, as they appear to their friends. I have no friends: is that why my flesh is so naked?

—Jean-Paul Sartre

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If just one person has done it, it can be done. by V.L. Marshall

—Verity Louise

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I live for sex. I celebrate it, and relish the electricity of it, with every fibre of my being. I can see no better reason for being alive.

—Fiona Thrust

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I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And I do mean freak.

—Jarod Kintz

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