When they [breasts] are huge, you become very self-conscious…I’ve learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is: men love them, and I love that.

Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don’t they ever look in the mirror?

Yes, there are in me the makings of a very fine loafer, and also of a pretty spry sort of fellow. I often think of those lines of old Goethe: ‘Schade, daß die Natur nur...

I have seen old ships sail like swans asleep / Beyond the village which men still call Tyre.

men are comfortable around strange women, but women are rarely comfortable around strange men.

Yet if women are so flighty, fickle, changeable, susceptible, and inconstant (as some clerks would have us believe), why is it that their suitors have to resort to such trickery to have their way with...

Gratë kanë mbi të gjitha aftësinë që të besojnë edhe në të pamundurën. Burrat besojnë se ata realizojnë gjëra të pamundura.

He really was beautiful. I know boys aren’t supposed to be, but he was.

Men are nearly always willing to believe what they wish.

Sometimes she couldn’t tolerate a man’s physical superiority. No wonder they were so damned macho.

The impact of human intention on physical systems within as well as outside the body has been scientifically demonstrated and reveals a shortcoming of the conventional medical paradigm and highlights a strength of the energy...

You have to humor them you know.” Lucile sighed lightly as the door closed. “Men can be boring, but they are necessary. One needs to learn to work around them. Don’t you think so?

Whether it’s men, women—it doesn’t really matter. The human race is filled with passion and lust. And to coin terms like heterosexuality, homosexuality or even bisexuality makes no sense to me. You are human. You...

The girl was grateful to the young man for every bit of flattery; she wanted to linger for a moment in its warmth and so she said, ‘You’re very good at lying.”Do I look like...

You take a straight tip from the stable, Cokey, if you must hate, hate the government or the people or the sea or men, but don’t hate an individual person. Who’s done you a real...

Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.

it never really occurred to her that literary men, if they like women at all, do not want literary women but girls.

[…] Aglionby boys, who often thought rudeness was a louder sort of flirting.

I saw a news report recently that measured average video game use by American men between the ages of twenty-five and thirty-five: twenty hours per week. Do you mean the flower of America’s masculinity can’t...

You may send poetry to the rich; to poor men give substantial presents

Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he’s engineered to be dense about many things, but he’s not stupid.

Men sucked. They were the root of every problem any woman could ever have. They were the reason for bras, the need for makeup, hair stylists, shaving legs,and high heels that made the arch feel...

Armando was the only man who’d been patient enough to chase after me. After he had caught me, he’d done what every man loves to do when he has found the woman of his dreams:...

Colin: “1 dinna understand why we canna just go to bed and have sex.” He looked truly puzzled.

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

Guys are always confused by how soft and sentimental they are.

Proper handling of a horse like this is no simple matter. He was trained to race, from birth. Not only to race, but to be the best. Once a champion, he was spoiled with attention...

There was so much testosterone in the air, I felt like I needed a gas mask.

He stood for twenty minutes in the bedding aisle at Target, trying to choose a manly sheet set, then picked the ones with a violet pattern, because he liked violets and who else was ever...

In her experience, there were only two kinds of guys: the ones into sports and the ones into video gaming. It seemed guys had to be obsessed with something, whether it was watching a game...

Man is mortal. This is his fate. Man pretends not to be mortal. That is his sin. Man is a creature of time and place, whose perspectives and insights are invariably conditioned by his immediate...

Quoting Samuel Johnson: “Men know that women are an overmatch for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or the most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women...

Women deserve better than propaganda and lies to get into panties. Propaganda and lies to get into office, to get out of court, to get out of paying child support. Get the fuck out of...

The tyrant-father of Heaven, the one who created, hated and drove out the first woman, yoked men with a horrible curse, far worse than any imagined to have been handed down to Eve. Men were...

Behind every successful man is a woman but few of us realize that behind most successful women is a man too; her father.

Public safety can be enhanced by passenger screening but police must not heighten tensions by targeting young men from ethnic minorities.

Possibly when the professor insisted a little too emphatically upon the inferiority of women, he was concerned not with their inferiority, but with his own superiority.

The laws of men are not infallible.

DON PEDROCome, lady, come; you have lost the heart of Signior Benedick.BEATRICEIndeed, my lord, he lent it me awhile; and I gave him use for it, a double heart for his single one: marry, once...

It’s your world, but I make my way in it. At fifteen, no, I couldn’t stand up to you. The age of illusions, when we know nothing, we hope for everything; we’re wandering in a...

Was it necessary to tell me that you wanted nothing in the world but me?’The corners of his mouth drooped peevishly.Oh, my dear, it’s rather hard to take quite literally the things a man says...

I believe all people are assholes. You won’t find anyone that you like. You’ll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can’t wait for that day. To have...

Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter – Like a fair picture; when misfortune comes – A wet sponge at one blow has blurred the painting

Any violation of a woman’s body can become sex for men; this is the essential truth of pornography.

That’s the lovely thing about men, there’s no guesswork involved when it comes to arousal.

This thought strengthened in me my belief that all men, without exception, deserve to be pitied, if only because they are alive.

I am not bold, just blind.

I’ve seen panic from men. They ask if I have any Rogaine, or can they try a thickening shampoo, and they’re talking about taking Propecia [a pill that’s supposed to help retain hair].

You only need one man to love you. But him to love you free like a wildfire, crazy like the moon, always like tomorrow, sudden like an inhale and overcoming like the tides. Only one...