Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It’s a push.
Basically, I’m a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.
I play a lot of sports. I’m not real good at any of them. I’m above adequate.
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
is not so much about Hollywood. It’s more about Larry’s weaknesses.
Don’t play dead with a vulture. That’s exactly what they want.
As a comedian, you’re kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.
If people can’t deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.
I am elated to have made this group. It makes me feel important.
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
I’m probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.