Gay Sex Three, Straight Sex Nil

Hard-ons don’t make you think less. They make you think stupid.

Gay sex, one. Straight sex, zero

When I was in eighth grade, I used a self-timing camera to take nude pictures of myself in various stages of erection. I then exchanged my biology teacher’s slides with the images. The teacher, in...

I had one friend with same-sex orientation, and Dana hadn’t spoken to me since I asked her to describe her honeymoon in graphic detail—and then made vibrator noises.

Wow, that long?

Nothing. I just need you,” I whispered and flopped into a nearby recliner.

Tell me something good about your life,” I whispered, needing to hear that he wasn’t as broken as I thought him to be.Peter breathed into the handset for about two minutes. I began wondering if...

People aren’t always who they seem, Detective. Am I anything like you thought?””No,” I admitted. You’re a million times better than I could have imagined.

Peter to Austin:”Hard-ons don’t make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.