I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love.
The Sweater Song.” Cats find that song very cleansing.
Don’t waste your most important resource—your life.
Penitentiary songs have been a love of mine for years. They are so wonderful.
Liquid kittens would be drinkable cuddles. You wouldn’t ever be thirsty for love.
From a very young age, stories fuelled my imagination in the most wonderful way.
Love dances in my heart like a nudist in socks. Boy, that jig is awfully jiggly.
When I make love I use protection. I wear rubber gloves.
Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love.