When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?

I like TV shows that motivate me to want to improve my life, as I sit listless on the sofa hour after hour, night after night. My desire to self-actualize grows with my waistline. If...

You’re never too fat for a new purse.

Undercook swordfish, and you get rubber. Overcook it, and you lose the fat and succulence.

Thinking about working out burns 0 calories, 0 percentage of fat and accomplishes 0 goals!

My organs are too powerful… I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.

She threw back her head with a laugh that made her chins ripple like little waves.

I’d always assumed Beth and I would be friends forever. But then in middle of the eighth grade, the Goldbergs went through the World’s Nastiest Divorce.Beth went a little nuts.I don’t blame her. When her...

My doctor told me that I’m old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

Overeating is the addiction of choice of carers, and that’s why it’s come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the addictions. It’s a way of fucking yourself up while still remaining fully functional,...

We fatties have a bond, dude. It’s like a secret society. We got all kinds of shit you don’t know about. Handshakes, special fat people dances-we got these secret fugging lairs in the center of...

Let’s face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’,...

Thank you… fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

I can tell by the look on Hagin’s face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren’t fat.

I had a dream about you. Your face was puffy, like a puffer fish, only puffier, and I thought it was from crying. Nope, turns out you were just fat. But at least you were...

Camels can go many weeks without drinking anything at all. The notion that they cache water in their humps is pure myth—their humps are made of fat, and water is stored in their body tissues....

‘Fat bitch,’ Kessa murmured as the door scraped closed behind Mrs. Stone. ‘She meant well, Francesca. And you see, everyone thinks you’re too thin.’ ‘Since when is Mrs. Stone an authority on appearance. I’ve heard...

I was what they call ‘skinny fat’ – a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.

Adult obesity and overweight statistics have increased by about 50 percent since the Dietary Goals were announced. [by the federal government, in 1977] That bears repeating: a 50 percent increase in obesity/overweight correlated with a...

You’re not ethnic enough. You’re not fat enough. You’re not thin enough. You’re not blond enough. You’re not dark enough. You’re not young enough. You’re not old enough.

You don’t need to sit on a throne before you have the chance to dream; you don’t have to feel fat meat in-between your molars to become a strategic dreamer. You can be a dreamer...

We feel it’s unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn’t fat in.

If I have to tell you it is, it isn’t.

When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I’ve lost weight, they say I died.

Tell people that biology and the environment cause obesity and they are offered the one thing we have to avoid: an excuse. As it is, people who see more fat people around them may themselves...

There’s a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.

The next day he woke up feeling like he’d been unshackled from his fat, like he’d been washed clean from his misery, and for a long time he couldn’t remember why he felt this way,...

Yoga pants often answer questions I didn’t ask.

There are too many steps in this castle, and it seems to me they add a few every night, just to vex me” – Maester Cressen

J_Doe032692 wrote: I am not a thin person. However this does not give people the right to taunt me, calling me ugly and worthless, telling me to kill myself because no one will ever want...

Being exposed to those beauty queens and Praying Mantises at the same time made me ask myself some hard questions. Would I have been so radical had I not been so fat? Could I have...

I’ve been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in my being fat.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

I got fat, and I decided to do something about it, so I got fatter.

I’m still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

He thought that fat boys were probably only allowed to love pretty girls inside. If he told anyone how he felt (not that he had anyone to tell), that person would probably laugh until he...