I got a boob job on my butt, and be honest here, does this bra make my ass look fat?

Richness and fat does need,In logic clever fine deeds,But paunches never do breed,Fine thoughts or sublime seeds.[45]- 2

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

I weigh more than I used to. I’ve been eating a lot of fast food, so I must have put on some muscle—without even working out!

These are the people who do studies that your carry-out Chinese meals are saturated in fat. I’d just like to meet them! I mean, what do they do for pleasure?

I use the confit principle for chicken thighs. I season them with herbs and garlic, let them marinate, and then cook them in chicken fat.

God, I hate judgmental people. They’re so mean…and fat.

A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person.

She’s beautiful,’ he murmured.’She’s a metre across the hips, easily,’ said Julia.’That is her style of beauty,’ said Winston.

We’ve going to bring back thighs. Enough of these size zeros. Thighs, and back fat, and over-the-belt fat, it’s all got to come back again, and we’re the ones to do it.

I don’t go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn’t feel fun to me.

When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?

I like TV shows that motivate me to want to improve my life, as I sit listless on the sofa hour after hour, night after night. My desire to self-actualize grows with my waistline. If...

You’re never too fat for a new purse.

Undercook swordfish, and you get rubber. Overcook it, and you lose the fat and succulence.

Thinking about working out burns 0 calories, 0 percentage of fat and accomplishes 0 goals!

My organs are too powerful… I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.

She threw back her head with a laugh that made her chins ripple like little waves.

I’d always assumed Beth and I would be friends forever. But then in middle of the eighth grade, the Goldbergs went through the World’s Nastiest Divorce.Beth went a little nuts.I don’t blame her. When her...

My doctor told me that I’m old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

Overeating is the addiction of choice of carers, and that’s why it’s come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the addictions. It’s a way of fucking yourself up while still remaining fully functional,...

We fatties have a bond, dude. It’s like a secret society. We got all kinds of shit you don’t know about. Handshakes, special fat people dances-we got these secret fugging lairs in the center of...

Let’s face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’,...

Thank you… fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

I can tell by the look on Hagin’s face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren’t fat.

I had a dream about you. Your face was puffy, like a puffer fish, only puffier, and I thought it was from crying. Nope, turns out you were just fat. But at least you were...

Camels can go many weeks without drinking anything at all. The notion that they cache water in their humps is pure myth—their humps are made of fat, and water is stored in their body tissues....

‘Fat bitch,’ Kessa murmured as the door scraped closed behind Mrs. Stone. ‘She meant well, Francesca. And you see, everyone thinks you’re too thin.’ ‘Since when is Mrs. Stone an authority on appearance. I’ve heard...

I was what they call ‘skinny fat’ – a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.

Adult obesity and overweight statistics have increased by about 50 percent since the Dietary Goals were announced. [by the federal government, in 1977] That bears repeating: a 50 percent increase in obesity/overweight correlated with a...

You’re not ethnic enough. You’re not fat enough. You’re not thin enough. You’re not blond enough. You’re not dark enough. You’re not young enough. You’re not old enough.

You don’t need to sit on a throne before you have the chance to dream; you don’t have to feel fat meat in-between your molars to become a strategic dreamer. You can be a dreamer...

We feel it’s unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn’t fat in.

If I have to tell you it is, it isn’t.

When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I’ve lost weight, they say I died.

Tell people that biology and the environment cause obesity and they are offered the one thing we have to avoid: an excuse. As it is, people who see more fat people around them may themselves...

There’s a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.