It’s too bad we’re not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier.

The Tausennigan Ob’enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?””Yes, they do, and they’d cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation!””I guess that explains their rich military history, then.

Here is our rapin’ cave. It’s not much of a cave… and we haven’t done much rapin’… but man, we’ve had some good times.