You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

The people that mind don’t matter, and the people that matter don’t mind.

Everything stinks till it’s finished.

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are...

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one...

Oh, the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done!There are points to be scored. There are games to be won.And the magical things you can do with that ballwill make you the winning-est...

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!

If you want to catch beasts you don’t see every day,You have to go places quite out of the way,You have to go places no others can get to.You have to get cold and you...

If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.

A person’s a person, no matter how small.

It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn’t be there at all.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.

Congratulations!Today is your day.You’re off to Great Places!You’re off and away!

All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot!

You’re off to Great Places!Today is your day!Your mountain is waiting,So… get on your way!

Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more….

So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life’s A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you’ll...

I will not eat them in a house, i will not eat them with a mouse,i will not eat them in a box i will not eat them with a fox, i will not eat...

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

He took the Who’s feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of...

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Children’s reading and children’s thinking are the rock-bottom base upon which this country will rise. Or not rise. In these days of tension and confusion, writers are beginning to realize that books for children have...

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Only you can control your future.

And will you succeed?Yes! You will, indeed!(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)KID, YOU’LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!So…be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Brayor Mordecai Ali Van Allen O’Shea,you’re off to Great Places!Today is your day!Your mountain is...

But I’ve bought a big bat.I’m all ready, you see.Now my troubles are goingTo have troubles with me!

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

A Wasn’t just isn’t. He just isn’t present. But you… You ARE YOU! And, now isn’t that pleasant!

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.

When you’re in a Slump,you’re not in for much fun.Un-slumping yourselfis not easily done.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful one-hundred percent!

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

Remember me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to remember me and cry.

Writing simply means no dependent clauses, no dangling things, no flashbacks, and keeping the subject near the predicate. We throw in as many fresh words we can get away with. Simple, short sentences don’t always...

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles……they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

How did it get so late so soon?

They say I’m old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you’re real quite lucky.

Look at me!Look at me!Look at me NOW!It is fun to have funBut you have to know how.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,Nothing is going to get better. It’s not.