But I am a just man, even to my enemy—and I will acknowledge, beforehand, that they are cleverer brains than I thought them.

The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.

I was asked why I seek depth when I look at people, then I answered: Because my brain is beyond my eyes.

Pooh hasn’t much Brain, but he never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right. There’s Owl. Owl hasn’t exactly got Brain, but he Knows Things. He would know the...

To get him to agree, I put a gun to his head. To get him to not change his mind, I blew out his brains.

Not much goes on in the mind of a squirrel.Huge portions of what is loosely termed “the squirrel brain” are given over to one thought: food.The average squirrel cogitation goes something like this: I wonder...

…you don’t have to choose between smart and sexy. You can have both. You are both.

Son, you never know who will step up with the brains and talent in a time of need and be the right one for the job.

If death, said my father, reasoning with himself, is nothing but the separation of the soul from the body;–and if it is true that people can walk about and do their business without brains,–then certes...

I had a dream about you. You gained weight, but I didn’t mind because all the extra poundage went straight to your brain. You told me the meaning of life, but I was too skinny...

You know, surprisingly, they don’t sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.

She has man’s brain–a brain that a man should have were he much gifted–and woman’s heart. The good God fashioned her for a purpose, believe me when He made that so good combination.

His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it back in skull—what was I thinking?

We’re not hunter-gatherers anymore. We’re all living like patients in the intensive care unit of a hospital. What keeps us alive isn’t bravery, or athleticism, or any of those other skills that were valuable in...

Atlantis?’ Jason asked.’That’s a myth,’ Percy said.’Uh…don’t we deal in myths?”No, I mean it’s a MADE-UP myth. Not like, an actual true myth.”So this is why Annabeth is the brains of the operation, huh?

I’m collector of stuff that people make with their brain. I keep them in little jars and I take them out and play with them sometimes too. The stuff, not the people.

And she’s got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

She’s beautiful, but she’s also got brains. I’ll bet zombies would love to eat out of her skull like a bowl of Jell-O that had an IQ of 180—which is absurd, because the last bowl...

The website didn’t say how much brains–or even how many–I should eat, only that I should eat them in 48 hours OR ELSE. Why doesn’t anyone pay attention to details anymore? Would it be so...

If the selection process is right and its members GOOD, then there could be no reason why the collection of the teammates be not BETTER and bright who would work in the BEST interest of...

If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?

Een geboorte of een huwelijk mag dan een belangrijke gebeurtenis zijn, maar het garandeert geen plaats in het geheugen.’ De hersens, een zeef.’Knoop dat in uw oren: niets is zeker. Zeker is niets.

I feel my brains, like a pear, to see if it’s ripe; it will be exquisite by September.

What I love about her is she makes dreams more understandable. There is so much we don’t understand in this world…we only use 10 percent of our brains. There’s 90 percent where we just don’t...

I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I’ve got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the...

I had a dream about you. You were storing my brain in a pickle jar in the fridge, and I only discovered it when I went to garnish my hamburger. Mindless and hungry, I was...

All I need is my brains, my eyes and my personality, for better or for worse.

The consideration of the quantity often takes the precedence over that of the quality in many significant activity of the society as the ordinary minds are in the great majority and the extraordinary brains are...

Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.

The vacancy in your heart doesn’t connotes that nobody is seeking for the job of servicing your feelings, but because the employee must first have all the necessary credentials needed for the job.

It was a bitch living with your old English teacher, especially when your old English teacher wasn’t old at all, and he had exactly the kind of body that most appealed to her, tall and...

She needed to get out of there. Her brains, thankfully, were still safely in her skull, but her emotions were splattered on the pavement.

I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.

I’d kill every politician with a spoon, if I thought they had coffee for brains. But they’re simply not that intelligent, and I wish the people would wake up to that fact.

It’s as if our girls don’t understand that they can be recognized for other things–their goals, their brains. Not just their bodies.

Idle brains exaggerate matters; and cynics cause great social damage.

Reality TV rots people’s brains.

There’s no shame compared to being beautiful with nothing in your brain, an ugly devil with wits is much better that the former.

A mob is a group of persons with heads but no brains

This is the part in the movie where that guy says, “Zombies? What zombies?” just before they eat his brains. I don’t want to be that guy.