My kitchen sink has no truck attached. My love needs a waterproof suitcase in these Days of Desert and Dessert. Who are you going to come running to when the Ice Cream Man melts?

I had a dream about you. I was lonely and you were lonely, and you suggested that we could be lonely together. But I just scoffed because if we were lonely together, we wouldn’t be...

Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound sack of manure he kept buckled up in the passenger seat....

His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I came carrying my bicycle.

Buck up or stay in the truck.

I didn’t wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.