Put first things first and we get second things thrown in:Put second things first and we lose both first things and second things.

When I was younger, I was ready to go off at any time. My wife, Linda, and I would go out to the Limelight in New York, and I would see people and be able...

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

A month ago, Gavin had given his employer four weeks’ notice. “I’ll get a job around here,” he’d told her. “Something low-stress, part-time, maybe. We’re not paying rent, and Dad’s left us plenty. You should...

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

Once a week i have to do my radio show, ‘A State of Trance’, usually on Wednesday night. I try to go running at least three times a week and spend at least a day...

There is, you will concede, a limit to the niceties a man is obliged to fulfill when his wife is dead and not yet cold.

Had it not been for ‘The Apprentice’ and Donald Trump, I wouldn’t have met my wife through an interview with ‘E! News.’

Under the previous regime of Prime Minister Meles Zenawi, I was detained. So was my wife, Serkalem Fasil. She gave birth to our son in prison in 2005.

Jeff watched her come, the whole time. He never noticed her mincing, hesitant steps on treacherous heels. He was simply swept up in the ancient ceremony. And discovering, as untold millions of young men had...

You can tell a lot about a person’s character by how they do life’s menial tasks. For example, I saw my neighbor washing dishes, and I could immediately tell that he was an adulterer by...

I had a friend, Melissa, who was 28 years old. She was my best friend’s wife, and she was my wife’s best friend. She died of breast cancer. When she passed away back in 2004...

My wife and I come from a Christian worldview.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, for there are plenty of others.

A husband and wife honor God when they love and honor each other.

There are many things you shouldn’t measure. Don’t, for example, try to measure how much you love your wife!

My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag.

When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool,...

Have a working spouse, because you won’t earn a living from writing – not at first, if ever. My wife worked for years to support us.

The husband is the head of the wife just in so far as he is to her what Christ is to the Church – read on – and give his life for her (Eph. V,...

In my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference.

There are certain times I don’t want my picture taken. If my wife’s stepping out of a car and it looks like it’s going to come out an indecent picture, don’t I have a right...

I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest — blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband’s life...

Life’s too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.

My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some combo meal somewhere.

Your commitment to follow God’s plan makes a difference in the atmosphere in your home and improves the climate of your marriage.

Every man is a bachelor out of his wife’s sight!

And as my wife, it’s your duty to ease all my aches.

Seven years ago tonight, every dream I ever had came true. That’s not something too many men get to claim. I’m very lucky, blessed, whichever you believe. Probably a lot of both. Tonight marks the...

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don’t come with a paycheck.

No wife wants to hear that her husband is less than perfect.

My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

Serving as the only audience for a man raised by crowds of admirers exhausted her. […] The buried thought that he might have found comfort elsewhere was almost a comfort to her.

You are curious and quick, you have a deft mind, and for some unaccountable reason, people tell you things — useful things.

His name is Arnold. But you’re not on a first name basis with him, and that’s not his first name. So that’s Mr. Arnold to you. Once you get to know him, he may let...

At first I thought my wife and I were made for each other. It was as if we came out of the same factory. I think we were made in the USA, because things quickly...

I cried during my wedding, but my wife did not. That’s natural, because I was losing my freedom, and she was gaining a slave.

I have sons, and they have never said the word hell in front of me or my wife. That’s the truth.

Every man sees his wife like an angel; until he gets a better one.

No matter how old you are or how long–or short!–you’ve been married, the day you accelerate your growth in the Lord is the day your marriage is positively impacted, improved, and strengthened!

These things are lost to oblivion like so much about so many who are born and die without anyone taking the time to write it all down. That Litvinoff had a wife who was so...

We men have always fought to protect others… since the ancient times. Even though we were naked, and only had sticks and stones to defend ourselves… we still had the elderly, the young, our wives,...

I am deeply honored to be making ‘Life Itself,’ a documentary on the life of Roger Ebert, and to have had the full cooperation and enthusiasm of Roger and his wife, Chaz.

…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi

I’d imagine “murderess” trumps “wife” when defining a close relationship.

Housewife: a position requiring great ambition to fill. Must have the determination to scrub mold, the good taste to distribute a checking account, and the good will to repeat this at a maid service or...