Language is my whore, my mistress, my wife, my pen-friend, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or handy freshen-up wipette. Language is the breath of God, the dew on a...

Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man’s wife, but if it is obvious for some reason that he would like to do so, and would...

Sybil’s female forebears had valiantly backed up their husbands as distant embassies were besieged, had given birth on a camel or in the shade of a stricken elephant, had handed around the little gold chocolates...

Double of wife , mean you a live Double of life.

Why wasn’t there an etiquette book for runaway wives?

Seat assignment didn’t matter if you’re flying Dallas to Houston and you did it 38 times a day. People just got on, you didn’t sit next to your wife, and it was a 45-minute flight....

In all ages woman has been the source of all that is pure, unselfish, and heroic in the spirit and life of man…..poetry and fiction are based upon woman’s love, and the movements of history...

When I wear my wedding ring I think of her. I also think of my wife.

My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.

Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one’s wife alone.

Since I’ve got on the Internet, it’s opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she’s an Internet widow.

Communication is not a one-way street.

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn’t make me feel like a man anymore.

To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what’s really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s).

I enjoy receiving love from my wife. I’m ecstatic when Kim loves me and expresses affection toward me. Something in me comes alive when she does that. But I’ve learned this freeing truth: I don’t...

Dr Adachi The Great Spell Caster That Helped Me Brings back My Ex Husband

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.

I used to get tired of drinking iced tea, so I’d ask my wife if we had some lemonade, and I would just dump it right in there.

My wife and I ran through ‘Justified’ in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show.

I didn’t start skiing until I was 50. My wife Lois taught me how to ski. I’m proficiently conservative.

Hakuna mtu mwenye akili timamu anayetaka mabaya katika maisha yake. Mwanamume atake mwanamke mwenye matendo mema. Mwanamke atake mwanamume mwenye matendo mema. Misingi ya hasanati ni misingi ya utu. Tukiishi katika misingi ya utu, misingi...

Hey, neighbor, is your wife free for a date today? -No, I’m taking her out this afternoon? -Great! Then you won’t mind if I come over and mow your lawn. Sucker!

A man’s wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

My wife allowed me to build an animation studio in our house, and I’m always in there. The great thing is that my wife will come down and do the voices for me, and I’ll...

I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.

When I was 17, I broke up with my future wife.

Start where you are-do anything you can do, and do everything you can do, until you find something you must do! That something is probably your spiritual gift.

Every friend, every neighbor, and every family member wishes that you retain your golden heart. No one wants to see your love sullied. Yet, they all know a dark circumstance will find you eventually. Know...

One wife, you’re happy, two and you’re tired, three and they’ll hate each other, four and they’ll hate you.

I am like a friend to my kids. My wife, Sangeeta, handles their studies, etc.

Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary.

Last week I was in London at an awards show, then I flew home and was in an RV park with my wife and kids in our motorhome, this week I’m in NY doing a...

When a man takes a mistress, he doesn’t turn around and divorce his wife.

Those who see women as slaves always treat them like rag

My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she’s probably right, but it sure beats some of the things...

Realize that a Muslim will know that his wife was seen naked in this machine. You know what would be the reaction?… Terrible. I believe there’s technology out there that can identify bomb-type materials without...

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

What kind of husband would I be if I bet against my own marriage?’I smiled. ‘The stupid kind. Didn’t you listen to your dad when he told you not to bet against me?

My wife, Sharon, and I started with nothing when we got married. I was driving a 1902 Pinto and eating off a card table.

My wife is a very strong woman.

True love is something, so very true and very rare to find. So, if you ever find such a thing. Treat it as if it were some treasure. Because, once you find such a thing...

Only a mind free of impediment is capable of grasping the chaotic beauty of the world. This is our greatest asset.

Of all the roles she’d played – daughter, student, employee, sister and wife – wife was the smallest and in proportion the most difficult, as though it had run out of steam with its own...

I’ve built two wooden houses near Vals. I built them for my wife. Those were private projects.

My wife was the first romantic partner who understood both American and native parts of me – not so much the positive stuff, but the damage.

Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.

It’s a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi’ a toad

I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I understand her. If I understand her it means I can control...

An Army wife is probably the only woman in the world whoknows and readily accepts that she is the mistress, because, let’sface it, the Army is the wife and the wife gets all the damnattention!

To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife.