The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.

Vampires are cruel.” Steopa said. “we exist to weed out the weak and the unneeded. We feed on humans.

Scare you?” he asked from where he walked beside her.”No.” Yes. Like he didn’t know. “I hate that silent speed thing. Worst vampire ability ever.

The rich and powerful always seem to prefer the tops of buildings. Hasn’t anyone ever explained to them that higher just means you have farther to fall? — Anita Blake

—,Siebenbürgen? —preguntó —,Qué clase de maldito nombre es ése? (Nicholas Dean)

I ground my teeth. “Just when I thought I was getting a handle on this whole Dark One/demon lord/imp thing, you go and throw knockers into the mix. I’m going to have to request that...

Aiden whirled on the tall cowboy. “What the fuck’s your problem? Teresa looks like sex on heels so pull that stick out of your ass.

Oh, I’m starting to cry again. That’s what happens when you think about life being fair. And I can’t explain why it isn’t . . . I don’t think it’s something anybody knows.

Vampirism: (n) 1. The condition of being a vampire, marked by the need to ingestblood and extreme vulnerability to sunlight. 2. The act of preying upon others forfinancial or emotional gain. 3. A gigantic pain...

This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did.”I frowned, “What’s that?””Homework.

: ”We could cut loose, you know. Every man for himself. I look after my orgasm, you look after yours. Right here, right now. Quick and dirty.

The woman turned to me with a pleasant smile on her face. It didn’t waiver or look forced, and her expression didn’t appear surprised that Paul was married to an African American woman. Point in...

Jennifer where are you going, dear? Dinner will be ready in a minute. Your brothers found a few unattended five year olds.

I remembered Daemon’s feather soft kisses on my cheek, and I remembered the clouds parting and the sun shining on a cold February day in Ireland. And as my baby girl was laid on my...

Library? That sounded reasonable. As my thoughts revolved around my days surrounded by books, something miraculous happened. My anger subsided. It ebbed away as the thoughts of books, pages, and comfort entered my head.

Um…carefully Bella ow.

Being In love with Vampires is never out of fashion” (The Angel Vampire: A New Race is Born)

Nosferatu is the daddy of modern American sex.

The day stared back an empty gray, with not a speck of white to give character to the lifeless sky.

Memory was a curse, yes, he thought, but it was also the greatest gift. Because if you lost memory you lost everything.

Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is...

Neve, you’re wicked,” he groaned as she rocked up against him even harder. “I hope that’s not a problem for you,” she panted.

Andrew Lloyd Webber’s version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.

She bit me. She worried me like a tigress, when Rochester got the knife from her…She sucked the blood: she said she’d drain my heart.” Richard mason

Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie.” — Bats 2015

Reminder: Dump Brains and Bowels in Hazmat Bin!

And mortal terror in a female was Z’s favorite turn-on. He got off on it like most males favored crap from Victoria’s Secret.

I vow that from this day forward you shall not walk alone. My strength is your protection, my heart is your shelter, and my arms are your home. I shall serve you in all those...

… vampire ruler Hin Kahur implemented howler aversion therapy.

Ever notice “demon” in the word pandemonium?

I fear only that you will be taken away by the hands of the vampire hunter, and only then, will I fall.

A friend once told me that the real message Bram Stoker sought to convey in ‘Dracula’ is that a human being needs to live hundreds and hundreds of years to get all his reading done;...

With a ring around the rosaryAnd a pocket full of crossesAshes to ashesThey’ll all fall down

Huh, a lovers quarrel with a vampire- seems like a fantastic idea!

Su presencia era tan malvada… Allí, sentado con indolencia, mientras se pasaba la mano con descuido por los negros cabellos y la taladraba con aquellos plateados ojos, parecía tan magnífico que podría pasar sin esfuerzo...

I’m here because she’s here, and she belongs to me. ~Rephaim

Do I get a reward?” he asked as he brought her hand to his mouth for a kiss.Ruby darted her eyes away from him as she blushed with embarrassment. “For my rescue?” she dared.His eyes...

He hugged me, and I let him press me against his godlike body. What? A girl should have some fun sometimes.

I’m a five-hundred-year-old born vampire with an ever-expanding wardrobe, a serious cosmetics addiction, and enough outstanding Visa charges to fund a small third-world country.

Because you would’ve been the first victim.

His eyes danced like a teenager. “Eat anyone alive today?” her father joked.Ruby returned his wicked grin and sauntered into the living room. “Not today, but tomorrow’s another day.

He thought of his wife, of his son, of his youth. He thought of life. He thought of death and then he thought of life again.

There is no life here but the slow death of days, and so when the evil falls on the town, its coming seems almost preordained, sweet and morphic. It is almost as though the town...

Myrnin, who hadn’t said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her. She stiffened, shocked, and for a panicked second wondered whether he’d suddenly decided to snack on her neck… but it was...

You can’t go around… licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That’s just… unsanitary.

Maya wrapped one leg around him, writhing against him as she threaded her fingers through his hair and held him to her, urging him on.”Never stop touching me that way,” Maya rasped.

I’m Dr. Canton. As you know, most of the population has been wiped out by an unknown virus. Now that an acceptable waiting period has passed since the last known case, it’s time for you...

There’s something sexy about a naked woman gritting her teeth in pain, even when it shouldn’t be sexy.

Watch your back.” They hissed, and he tried to move faster, his heart racing and the nerves of his body jangling painfully with fear as he fought to get beyond them.Hands reached out for his...

Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters.