I can’t learn everything in a few months, Charles. Magic came first. Stupid hierarchy of egotistical penises had to take a backseat.””Penises don’t have egos. And what about the women in command? They can be...

I waited for her to nod before pacing while I bit my lip. That hurt, so I switched to biting my finger nail.

Although, in my defense, a nonblinking eye rape was rarely the kind of thing you just eased into.

I rolled my eyes. To Jack I said, “Don’t mind him, he’s just mad no one likes him.”Jonas clenched his jaw.

Quit analyzing me. My crazy needs no definition.