Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?




(No Ratings Yet)I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.




(No Ratings Yet)He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.




(No Ratings Yet)You can’t imagine where we’ll go.” He said, sincerely.




(No Ratings Yet)People says it gets easier. People are stupid.”-Vlad




(No Ratings Yet)If I am going to be a monster, the least I could do is be well fed!




(No Ratings Yet)Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.




(No Ratings Yet)Sorry, pigtails, but subtlety isn’t an option anymore.




(No Ratings Yet)Stop wiggling – you’ll move when I move you.




(No Ratings Yet)Since I can’t turn into a bat and fly, I’ll still need my bus pass




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