Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress…feet on the floor and your knees together girl…You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !

It you taste nice I may bite!

If people don’t wish to be eaten then they shouldn’t taste so nice

Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is...

Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing

I Don’t sparkle ……..I Bite !!!