Trying to be offensive for the sole purpose of being offensive should always deem one the least offensive of offenders.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

What I call stupidity is not only lack of knowledge, although much of humanity could be elevated from poverty, dogma, illusions and war through traditional education. A thriving education system is the foundation for progress....

Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against...

I’ll take crazy over stupid any day.

But the more I think about it, the more I think PC words are a crock of shit. If I want to describe something using a stupid word, I should.

Never underestimate human stupidity.

Football is not merely a small business, it’s also a bad one. Anyone who spends any time inside football soon discovers that just as oil is part of the oil business, stupidity is part of...

Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.

It never ceases to amaze me that in times of amazing human suffering somebody says something that can be so utterly stupid.

If you don’t do anything stupid when you’re young, you won’t remember something funny when you’re old.

The man whose whole life is spent in performing a few simple operations, of which the effects are perhaps always the same, or very nearly the same, has no occasion to exert his understanding or...

So I am perfectly free to buy any goods that are legally sold throughout Europe, provided that they can be delivered, even though they are not legal in Italy, even because in Italy only stupidity...

A stupid friend can hurt you more than a smart enemy.

Kate was never going to understand the extent to which men were stupid.

You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid—and I know they are—yet I won’t be wiser?

You can’t argue with stupidity.

Dogs are owned for their loyalty, but men are owned only because of their stupidity.

Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.

NOT everybody is stupid the same way. Stupidity varies; meaning there are divisions and specialization of stupidity as it is in the production process. Everyone specializes according to his or her capabilities and location.

Nero, you are an example to all the children on this shuttle. Because most of them are so foolish, they think it is better to keep their stupidest thoughts to themselves. You, however, understand the...

A heavy gas generated by the fermentation of equally dense ideas, stupidity is the most common renewable source of energy, the easiest to extract, and the least costly, except when coupled with nuclear energy.

The road to the new society had lengthened and become overgrown sadly since 1904. The working class in many thousands had been shown its errors in thinking, but persisted in them. Very well: the working...

Am I too late?” Caleb asked as he joined them. “Did he do something stupid?””Yeah. On both counts.” Tristan stalked past Nick.

It was an accident that has endowed man with intelligence. He has made use of it: he invented stupidity.

It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you.

I consider myself a synthetic thinker in a virtual domain therefore if I’m way off there is no solid foundation or reference for authentic stupidity.

We have the right and the responsibility to be intolerant of those things which should not be tolerated.

It is only because of their stupidity that they are able to be so sure of themselves.

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.

Sometimes are our stupidity makes our work Creative.

I know who I am. Bloody hell, I’m getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, ‘cos if I’m not, I have no idea who I’m paying for.

A fool who cursed the sun was surprised to see it still shining.

You know what? We need a recession in this country, because that would finaly weed out al the subnormal, underdeveloped, stupefied, puerile people in this workforce.

Stupidity, once it overcomes its initial state of inertia, is sustained by its own momentum.

I thought Candy Mountain was a real place

Dzieje kultury wykazują, ze głupota jest siostrą bliźniaczą rozumu, ona rośnie najbujniej nie na glebie dziewiczej ignorancji , lecz na gruncie uprawnym siódmym potem doktorów i profesorów. Wielkie absurdy nie są wymyślane przez tych, których...

How could the human mind progress, while tormented with frightful phantoms, and guided by men, interested in perpetuating its ignorance and fears? Man has been forced to vegetate in his primitive stupidity: he has been...

If you can count to two, you can count to anything!

The key to holding a logical argument or debate is to allow oneself to understand the other person’s argument no matter how divergent their views may seem.

But if we reason it out simply and not try to be one bit fancy, then what sort of pride can you possibly take or what’s the sense of ever having it, if man is...

I have lived my life backwards as compared to my peers. Everyone did incredibly stupid things as teenagers and pre-teens. I didn’t. I was the one telling everybody that they were incredibly stupid. Now that...

Could mankind declare it was truly wise? Did man know everything on earth, or would he ever? Certainly not!

Was he, after all, really a bad man doing a brilliant impersonation of an idiot? It was hard to tell. The connections between stupidity and malice were so tangled and so dense.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that bond of affection “love.

Allan Emmanuelle Karlsson closed his eyes and felt perfectly convinced that he would now pass away for ever. It had been exciting, the entire journey, but nothing lasts for ever, except possibly general stupidity.

One of my greatest pleasures in writing has come from the thought that perhaps my work might annoy someone of comfortably pretentious position. Then comes the saddening realization that such people rarely read.

When you are in the company of lunatics, behave like a lunatic. When you are in the company of intelligentsias, speak with brilliance…that is how a chameleon behaves, the territory changes it, and it adapts...

Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.