If you don’t do anything stupid when you’re young, you won’t remember something funny when you’re old.

All you have to do to quickly become OLD is to slowly GIVE UP being ALIVE.

You’re only young once. That is all society can stand.

I felt suddenly very young – or perhaps I felt my age: an almost childlike twenty-two, rather than that permanent middle-age that attaches itself to the man who lives alone and supports himself by wearing...