The emptiness of your pocket is not a recipe for you to discount the value of your passion!

Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me’s & bananas individually or by the pocketful.

Her cold, dead body was as stiff as a mannequin, but that didn’t stop me from asking her to dance. I was confident that even as a corpse she’d still have more fluidity on the...

Thoughtless” minds are “pocket-less” beings

I always carry a spoon in my pocket. You know, just in case it rains.

Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this.

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

Coin a new word and hear it jingle in your pocket with all your other change. My love for you is sofacouchsitsitting, so you’d better buckle up.

I keep a human brain in my pocket, because you never know when you’ll never know.

In the off chance I’ll be turned on, I keep a light switch in my pocket. (Who turned off the light in my pocket? Oh yeah, my erection.)

I always keep the weather in my pocket, so no matter where I go, I always have something to talk about. Sudden thunderstorms embarrass me.

A poor man knows the true value of money and will not dare waste it, but a rich man is extravagant and always looking for an opportunity to empty his pockets.

When you optimize your talents very well, you can pick money from people’s pockets and nobody will ever get the guts to call you a thief.

Prosperity starts in ones heart not their pocket.

Talents are seeds of greatness. With big dreams well dispensed in form of achievements, you can pick money from people’s pockets and they will never get the guts to call you a thief.

I was not born with English in my pocket.