It doesn’t matter to me. We’re still cousins in our own way. Blood’s just something old people talk about to make you feel bad.

Unfortunately, Susan didn’t remember what Jane Fulton once said, ‘Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they’re ok, then it’s you.

I mean, what do people talk about when they’re married?” “Their kids, I guess.” “Maybe that’s all they have in common.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Language exerts hidden power, like the moon on the tides.

When God made man she was practicing.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it’s harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts.

Whenever a young thing wants to be free minus serious thought, she gets pregnant and then gets married. Voilà!

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

Dean: Don’t you find that somewhat of an aberration? Doesn’t this disturb you my dear? After all, it’s not normal. Molly: I know it’s not normal for people in this world to be happy, and...

If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.

Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn’t breaking. It hurts because it’s getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won’t like you...

A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it’s better than no inspiration at all.

Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed.

The only queer people are those who don’t love anybody.

When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.

I’m not an addictive personality, I just like getting high, that’s all.

Loving’s pretty easy. It’s letting someone love you that’s hard.