I don’t believe in the Constitution because I’m American, I’m American because I believe in the Constitution.

I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.

To say that someone is a conservative does not tell us what he is interested in conserving.

The qualities required to be a good leader are usually incompatible with the qualities required to become a leader.

The lives of thousands of young Frenchmen were ready for this literary bath of blood and sentiment in the 1830’s. Their fathers and grandfathers had had their romanticism in the raw: the drama of the...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, that’s just what I’ll do. It’s this kind of regard for others that makes me believe I’d be a good politician.

Everybody has something to offer the world. Even rapists, murderers, and politicians. Well, maybe not politicians.

I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.

If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, if he is a politician.

I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in my eggs, no matter how scrambled I like them.

There aren’t two political parties in this country, it’s all just one big party—and the citizens aren’t invited.

My life story is 75% true. But which quarter is a lie? Better check my pants pockets—the one the politician’s wearing.

It’s amazing how fast a handshake turns into a handjob. Ah, you’ve got to love politics.

I had a dream about you. It was just you and me at the table, and there were two pieces of apple pie available. You thought it worked out perfectly, but I thought it was...

If instead of horns, unicorns had dildos on their heads, I’ll bet more politicians would try to find them.

As a group, we do spend a lot of time on buses, at lunches, and politics does come up. I don’t know if we know what we’re talking about.

A further reason for my hatred of . . . ideologies is quite a primitive one. I have an aversion to killing people for the fun of it. What the fun is, I did not...

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, is the reverse.

Empires do not suffer emptiness of purpose at the time of their creation. It is when they have become established that aims are lost and replaced by vague ritual.

Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit.

The fundamental basis of this nation’s laws was given to Moses on the Mount…If we don’t have a proper fundamental moral background, we will finally end up with a totalitarian government which does not believe...

Dr Urbino did not agree: in his opinion a Liberal president was exactly the same as a Conservative president, but not as well dressed.

For too many generations of the common people of Rome were allowed no hand in governing, and their state religion had long since mummified into dry rituals that never touched ordinary passions. It was inevitable,...

There is something about the state putting the power to bully into the hands of subnormal, sadistic apes that makes my blood boil.

We all know what to do, but we don’t know how to get re-elected once we have done it.

Thar is two things that every national crisis is bound to show up: first, a lot o’ dum fools in command; second, lot o great commanders in the ranks. An’ fortunately before the crisis is...

[Politicans] are salespeople. Instead of rotisserie ovens they are selling this idea of preemptive war or social-security reforms.

Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein.

The political trend is always to be observed, partly as a spectacle, partly for one’s own safety. The liberal is dissatisfied with regime; the anarch passes through their sequence – as inoffensively as possible –...

First wrong by brow-beater abuses the body of law. And the revenge of brow-beaten announces that there is no law in state. Says Bhutta

My life needs editing.

Women must show their public face. We must help to work out our own community problems. We must insist on having equal voices and equal responsibilities. . . In large part, success depends on changing...

It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.

The possibility of somebody emerging as a nuclear power or events happening that surprise us on the nuclear age is still a possibility. It always will be because there’s an awful lot going on behind...

Muhammad introduced the concept of such Glorious and Omnipotent God in Whose eyes all worldly systems are pieces of straw. Islamic equality of mankind is no fiction as it is in Christianity. No human mind...

He is a weak ruler who needs religion to uphold his government; it is as if he would catch his people in a trap.

Únicamente quien está seguro de no doblegarse cuando, desde su punto de vista, el mundo se muestra demasiado necio o demasiado abyecto para aquello que él está ofreciéndole; únicamente quien, ante todas estas adversidades, es...

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.

There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, I said, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.

It does not require much historical knowledge (though it may require a certain historical perspective) to see that many, if not all, of the “aristocratic” elements of the Constitution (as in other countries) have gradually...

If you do politics the right way, I believe, you can actually make people’s lives better. And integrity is the minimum ante to get into the game.

The point is not that Jesus was a good guy who accepted everybody, and thus we should do the same (though that would be good). Rather, his teachings and behavior reflect an alternative social vision....

In the blood-heat of pursuing the enemy, many people are forgetting what we are fighting for. We are fighting for our hard-won liberty and freedom; for our Constitution and the due processes of our laws;...

Basta”,

As god is my witness, it was never my intent to throw out the constitution. I thought it was hanging by a thread, and I could save it… You don’t save it by cutting that...

The tyrant has power to play as long as he is the master in his surroundings.

A good leader can engage in a debate frankly and thoroughly, knowing that at the end he and the other side must be closer, and thus emerge stronger. You don’t have that idea when you...

If the Socialism is Authoritarian; if there are Governments armed with economic power as they are now with political power; if, in a word, we are to have Industrial Tyrannies, then the last state of...

The deal with multiculturalism is that the only culture you’re allowed to disapprove of is your own.