I learned that his earnestness didn’t diminish his intellectual capacity. I often think politics is a blender that pur ”©es everything. But he’s not pur ”©ed.

There are tons of people who are late to trends by nature and adopt a trend after it’s no longer in fashion. They exist in mutual funds. They exist in clothes. They exist in cars....

I made a small fortune. I made a lot of money and I made a lot of other people wealthy.

I’m not just here to tell you about stocks. I’m here to teach you to think like Cramer!

If you can’t find the next McDonald’s, I’ll find the next McDonald’s. But it’s vital to be with people who with looking for ’em, because they do exist. They are created.

I think I learned that his earnestness didn’t diminish his intellectual capacity. I often think politics is a blender that purees everything, but he’s not pureed.

There’s accountability in the mutual fund industry. And they’ve been tremendous engines of wealth for people and they’re going to continue to be so.

I mean homes are very easy to build and buy. But I think that the idea of saving for stocks is a hard thing that people in this country have embraced.

If I can’t be entertaining, no one will watch, … The kind of sector analysis that I do is not only extremely responsible but probably much better than your broker or analyst does, and that...

It’s the company itself, but most of these mutual fund companies, the guy who runs the company is just a fact totem and the guy who runs the money is the power. But we really...

Symbol Technologies is probably the single biggest disappointment I’ve had since I started my show.

These will be fabulous investments and will make millions of more people rich.

I mean I’m not smarter than the market, but I can recognize a good tape and a bad tape. I recognize when it’s right and when it’s wrong and that’s what my strength is.

Lewis is an operations guy. His real strength: developing stores that appeal to those who aren’t the richest people on earth. For Sears Holdings, he needs to find a space between Wal-Mart and Target. I...

Microsoft was not a mysterious, strange entity. You put your PC on and there’s an ad for them.

It’s a high-energy, high-risk, one-man-walking-a-tightrope act every night. In the end, that camera is on me every night and I have to deliver.

We typically hear numbers that there are 34 million households that are in stocks in some form. Well, I say that what’s occurred is if you have a job in this country, you’re in stocks.

I mean it’s the most objective industry in the world. If your numbers stink, you’re out. If your numbers are good, you get more money. It’s the most Darwinian, it’s beautiful, it’s brutal, it works.

I believe Google can be bought here. There is a scarcity of companies with high, organic growth in this market, and that is why I expect Google to go up. Google is one of the...

The corporate killer downsizing is directly responsive to what the mutual funds have wanted.

This is a show that is about education, entertainment and making money. And I think that people should recognize that you need all three components going forward if you’re going to be successful because the...

Well, he’s just the same guy who in other aspects of his life would be very late to a trend.

I mean that what makes me a professional, but the market itself has been fabulous during this whole period and I’ve got to give the market credit before I give myself credit.

I can’t find 100 good stocks,

The danger that we have right now are people who get the same information as I do and, therefore, think they’ll reach the same conclusions that haven’t traded as long, don’t have bear claws up...

I got a subpoena because I said that a stock was going lower.

What I’m saying is that there are bargains right now, there are stocks right now that if you’re shrewd enough, you will be able to buy them at the opening today and I you’ll make...

I think that I could have been take apart if the bear market continued, but I waited three years before I felt the bear market was over and I was right.

It’s a tough moment. This has become a tough market, … the ones that aren’t waiting for oil prices and interest rates to go down.

The mutual fund industry provided the money for Intel and Motorola and Hewlett-Packard to crush the competitors.

And, strangely, this one of the few things in life that the third, the latter, the buy with our eyes closed has actually done better than everybody else.

You have a class of investors and you have a class of speculators. The speculators historically haven’t been big enough to cause the investors to doubt the long-term vision of stock.

I think that stocks have been this tremendous, tremendous equalizer for people in this country. Guys who can’t make a lot of money at their jobs have been able to make a lot of money...

Greenspan is not looking at what’s happening in the economy. The guy is killing us. He should fill up (his car). Maybe he’s a taxi or limo guy,

The party line is that stocks historically have outperformed all other investment plans.

I am doing my best to find it. I will find it before the public finds it. I will get out of it before it’s too late. The reason I will do that is because...

I think that the public is in and the public is in big, and the public is not, I don’t think going to pull out because the public knows what I said about 1987.

[When it was brought to his attention that financial advisers and stockbrokers can be negative about him and his show] Mad Money, … Of course they are, and I’m negative about them.

The people who are buying stocks because they’re going up and they don’t know what they do deserve to lose money.

I don’t think that’s changed at all. I think there are a thousand stocks out there that could make you rich, totally independent of what you do for a living.

I think that there are changes that have occurred in technology that make is that more people can have the same level of information that I have. My advantage is that I’m very good at...

Dennis Miller

The way the credit cards were made in the ’80s to be a people’s form of capitalism and be able to make it so that you could get a loan that you would have been...

I have never for a minute felt in was my stock picking abilities. I feel that my stock picking abilities aided- I was able to pick out which are the good stocks in the good...

I wouldn’t chase this stock in the low teens, as it has already gained more than 150% on the year.

I think you’ll do as well as most professionals. Most professionals don’t beat the market. Let’s not over-rate my industry. But if you have time, you can be in good mutual funds that have good...

It’s time to buy the greatest medical stock you’ve never heard.

There are companies out there in our country who historically have not been able to beat the Germans and the Japanese, who now beat them routinely.

I invest in funds myself even though I run my own fund for my daughters.

I had unbelievable credibility as a hedge fund manager (at Cramer Berkowitz), but who cares? If I’m obstreperous, funny, I’m bringing people in, not turning them off. My industry has been operating through mystification and...