Quite possibly the only infinite power in the universe may be the human capacity for self-deception.

To speak only one language is to do yourself a great injustice.

Why am I a socialist? Simple: Because I believe in freedom.

Obama’s plan for “change”: Let’s do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn’t suck badly enough the first time!

I think we can all agree that the official language of the United States should be Latin.

war hero”, because there is nothing about war that is heroic.

Always remember, if you have been diagnosed with PTSD, it is not a sign of weakness; rather, it is proof of your strength, because you have survived!

Doing nothing is even worse than doing the wrong thing.

Presidents are not elected anymore; they are hired.

When you get right down to it, militaries are essentially legalized mafias.

I question the moral integrity of anyone who says they have no regrets.

Barack Obama is an even worse president than George W. Bush, because an evil bastard who knows what he’s doing is far more dangerous than an evil bastard who doesn’t have a clue.

I absolutely hate the way the United States glorifies its military and its wars. Real heroes fight for peace.

In a truly moral society, most of our current laws would not exist.

Presenting a rational argument to a person who has forsaken the use of reason is like asking a vegetarian to eat a cheeseburger.

Patriotism is racism for the modern era.

If I went on a killing spree that left thousands of people dead, I’d be branded as the worst kind of criminal. So why it is okay for the government to do exactly that?

If people don’t want you to question something, that probably means you should question it.

One of the (many) problems with government is not that power corrupts or even that it is magnetic to corruptible people; rather, it is that we have been conditioned to tolerate corruption in power, and...

The United States has never done away with slavery; we just stopped calling it such. These days, we call it free-market capitalism.

General assumptions often lead to erroneous conclusions, but one cannot go far wrong in always assuming that whatever one’s government is saying is a lie.

My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.

If you’re not going to use your free speech to criticize your own government, then what the hell is the point of having it?

The greatest obstacle to human liberty is that the vast majority of people do not wish to be free.

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

It is the moral duty of every US voter to guarantee that Barack Hussein Obama is a one-term president.

Freedom, democracy, and socialism can only ever exist together; it is impossible to have any one without the other two.

The universe seems to be a lot like a car or a computer, in that it’s designed to be user-friendly, which doesn’t necessarily require the user to have a clue what’s going on under the...

The greatest courage is always quiet.

With each passing day, I become more and more convinced that the greatest threat to American freedom is the United States government.