I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wife, who would have told her that I’m no cheat.

She dated me for 3/4 yrs and liked me so much that she married me and disliked me so much that she divorced me after 4 yrs.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Catholics don’t believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There’s always Confession, after all.–Brianna Fraser to Roger MacKenzie

…they who exchange their independence for the sweet name of Wife must be prepared to find all is not gold that glitters……Eş gibi tatlı bir kelime karşılığında özgürlüklerinden vazgeçenler, parlayan her şeyin altın olmadığını görmeye...

My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.

… gay marriage rights coming and going, always being an issue for the voting public when it should be an individual‘s private choice.

Til death do us part….The words wrap around my mind like soft, silk binds, and I cherish the imagery. Eternity can only be with this man – there will never be another who knows me...

You can measure the happiness of a marriage by the number of scars that each partner carries on their tongues, earned from years of biting back angry words.

In business I play hardball, because softball is for high school girls. People don’t know I used to be a pitcher. I was full of water, until my ex wife poured it all out.

An anniversary is where you look back at having either fulfilled Cinderella or Lord of the Flies.

Like the muscles knew from the beginning that it would end with this, this inevitable falling apart… It’s sad, but a relief as well to know that two things so closely bound together can separate...

Most women harbor dreams of a fairytale wedding and marriage. And while some do achieve it all, they are in the minority. For most of us the reality of living out our daily lives with...

When you marry someone, you marry their entire family.

Our country is the best country in the world. We are swimming in prosperity and our President is the best president in the world. We have larger apples and better cotton and faster and more...

In life loyalty is something that you earn and Doreen had more than earned my loyalty over the years. But marriage is a rogue state with its own rules, and one of them is pledging...

[About sex]: If we’re not intentional about pursuing God’s best for our marriages, and grasping the tremendous role intimacy plays in that relationship, what was intended to be deeply enjoyed – a passionate, life-giving love...

Staying married to one person was boring. She figured she was too complicated for that. Interesting people had complicated lives.

I could have married again while I was still young. A congregation likes to have a married minister, and I was introduced to every niece and sister-in-law in a hundred miles. In retrospect, I’m very...

Even if we have grown so far apart that we don’t recognize each other when we pass, we have this life, this block of time, and what do you think about that?

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

Every friend, every neighbor, and every family member wishes that you retain your golden heart. No one wants to see your love sullied. Yet, they all know a dark circumstance will find you eventually. Know...

Every kind of relationship needs encouragement from both parties. Be it marriage, dating, friendship, enmity etc.

The year 2100 will see eugenics universally established. In past ages, the law governing the survival of the fittest roughly weeded out the less desirable strains. Then man’s new sense of pity began to interfere...

The regrets about all she had let go flooded her. Where had all that enterprise gone? All that energy? Why had she never traveled? Or had more sex when she could? She had bleached and...

Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

We often marry in despair, so that we repent of it all our life after.

In so many senseless deaths, beauty is to blame.

My mind floats like ash. I blame myself most cruelly.

This does not escape my notice, it is a context. I resent the fact of a context; my social status has shifted and no one is going to acknowldege it, that´s certain. I´m expected to...

But the main problem with our marriages was not that our husbands wouldn’t share the housework but that we were unbelievably irritable young women and our husbands irritated us unbelievably. – The D Word

She had a vision of the two of them trapped on a tiny raft surrounded by miles of open water. It would be a kind of test, like surviving on a desert island–but that’s what...

There is no failing or winning or losing, she says. This is life Lauren. This is love and marriage. If you stay married for a number of years and you have a happy time together...

I fell in love with you like the stars fell in love with the sky, without you I am empty and bare.

Choice: that was the thing. Other people claimed that you can’t choose who you love–it just happens!–but Grace and Roman knew that was a bunch of happy horseshit. Of course you chose who you loved....

A successful marriage was a balancing act-that was a thing everyone knew. A successful marriage was also dependent on a high tolerance for irritation.

He doesn’t stop talking for most of the three-hour flight about his time in “‘Nam.” Finally the conversation slows, and I ask him what he’s done since leaving the army. He sums it up in...

When that bastard calls back, you tell him he’s won this round. I’ll marry him. But I don’t take well to being blackmailed, and tell him I intend to spend the rest of my life...

Relationships are not additive, but multiplicative because you connect with his/her childhood experiences, past relationships, thoughts on money and more.

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we’ll start with forever.

Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy

While your character flaws may have created mild problems for other people, they will create major problems for your spouse and your marriage.

I know what it feels like to miss everything about him–the way he smells, the way his mouth curls up when he laughs, his voice.

Being with you is like living a dream.

Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at...

If all the women over the world have been permitted to be married to only one man, except one woman. He’d love to marry that woman. That is the imprint of man

Uncommunicated expectations are the shame of relationships.

Very occasionally, a simplified form of communion and of adult baptism for new members of the church would be enacted but no Separatist was ever married in church, because there is no hint of a...

New Rule: If you’re one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too much. And I have some bad news for you: Your dog’s...