Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.
I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.
Even from the very beginning, I didn’t put any money in the stock market.
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, ‘Well it’s obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.’
Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you’re probably not enjoying it.
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn’t realize because he’s a turd.
The ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show.
The basis of all reasoning is the mind’s awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.
Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.
Out of all the ridiculous religion stories – which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous – the silliest one I’ve ever heard is, ‘Yeah, there’s this big, giant universe, and it’s expanding, and it’s all going to collapse on itself, and we’re all just here, just ‘cuz. Just ‘cuz.’ That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation...
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.
Sean Penn’s really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.