A lot of people don’t realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in ‘South Park’ more than anybody is my dad. Stan’s father, Randy – my dad’s name is Randy – that’s my drawing of my dad; that’s me doing my dad’s voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan’s...
Colorado’s right next to Utah – you know, Mormon Central.
It’s not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don’t think people tune in for that. I just don’t think a...
Even from the very beginning, I didn’t put any money in the stock market.
The basis of all reasoning is the mind’s awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.
The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.
Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, ‘The Dentist.’ I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.
You don’t need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.
Sean Penn’s really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, ‘Well it’s obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.’
The ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show.
Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you’re probably not enjoying it.
Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
Out of all the ridiculous religion stories – which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous – the silliest one I’ve ever heard is, ‘Yeah, there’s this big, giant universe, and it’s expanding, and it’s all going to collapse on itself, and we’re all just here, just ‘cuz. Just ‘cuz.’ That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation...
How many times have you been watching an episode of ‘South Park’ and thought, ‘I’d like to be able to watch this on my television while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device which is hooked into my oven, all while sitting in the refrigerator?’
You can’t make experimental work by copying past work.
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.