I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time.
Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.
I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.
Even from the very beginning, I didn’t put any money in the stock market.
Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you’re probably not enjoying it.
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn’t realize because he’s a turd.
The ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show.
Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.
I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
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