The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.




(No Ratings Yet)He’s been unstoppable all year. He’s our horse, and we ride him.




(No Ratings Yet)He looks like a horse in a man costume!




(No Ratings Yet)He’d lift it up to look at you and talk to you, … He was like a scary horse.




(No Ratings Yet)Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.




(No Ratings Yet)Will is to grace as the horse is to the rider.




(No Ratings Yet)Footballers are kept in such a bubble that horse racing is a release.




(No Ratings Yet)Who ever thought to put the word “hero” in heroin?




(No Ratings Yet)If a horse won’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.




(No Ratings Yet)I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.




(No Ratings Yet)Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.




(No Ratings Yet)I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy.




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