In the morning, as we’re enjoying a shower together, Cash asks Mikey how long he’s been working here.”Since I was fourteen.””How OLD are you now?””Eighteen.””Nice. Are there any other hot guys working here besides you?””I’m...

Raven, holding Joshua’s chin, asks him how old he is.Joshua, folding in the pinky and the thumb on his left hand, while leaning on Raven’s legs, raises three middle fingers into the air.”That’s what I...

Oh-” I rest my back against the door to my apartment and purr as I slide down to the floor. “I need to get a tux too.” “GREAT. We’ll stop at the Tux Boutique tomorrow…...

Never boyfriends? You’ve NEVER been in LOVE?”As I shake my head no, I look out the window, yearning to see Cole’s sun-filled eyes again looking into mine.”Don’t worry,” Tiger said. “Love isn’t easy- and it...

I laughed, “I don’t have a CHANCE IN HELL of ever turning COLE DRIVER GAY. He’s straighter than NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

With him, I’ve become like putty- rendered powerless by his magnificence- and his to mold into whatever he desires.

WILL YOU BE BRINGING A DATE?””PROBABLY NOT.””OH COME ON,” Dora said. “I’M SURE THAT YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF BOYFRIENDS– AND GIRLFRIENDS…”I nod my head no and explain that my sex life is complicated.”HOW SO?”...

As I’m smiling but fearing for the worse, he asks if I was in the Navy.”NO. THIS IS JUST MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME.””WELL, I WAS… FOR NEARLY TWENTY YEARS.”I don’t know whether he wants me to...

After driving 30-minutes East of Seattle, I expect to see a great bowling alley. But, as we pull into the parking lot, all I see are pot holes, a horse and Amish buggy, and no...

There’s a FEW THINGS you need to get STRAIGHT about being GAY…” “That’s an OXYmoron.””You’ll be an OXYmoron if you don’t listen. GAY men SUCK and FUCK. They don’t go around falling in LOVE. At...

Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue. Cole, dropping by my office in the morning, wastes no time in blowing off steam. “You can TAKE this DAY and SHOVE IT...

Shifting my weight and readjusting my stance, I’m eventually able to do like he wants, floating up and down in the palms of his hands.”That’s it-” he said.I ask if this is how he and...

Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?””Not at all. Shoot-“”Do you have butt implants?

Where’s Kahn?””In bed. You don’t mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you?” I chuckled, “You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.

This is Doctor Norton. Who’s calling?””Step N’Wolfe- the owner of the Emerald Cascade Ranch on Green Valley Road. I have a horse in labor and the baby’s already coming out of the horse’s ass.””You should...

I tagged your ass the other night,” I said, “while you were sleeping- and you liked it.””Really? I thought it was a dream.” “It was. A WET one.

You’re a superCILIOUS cock SUCKER. You know that.” “IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

After six long hours of driving and three rest stops, Tiger pulls up to a snow-topped, metal speaker box just outside the State Penitentiary’s first gate in Walla Walla. As he rolls down his window...