Books make the best ersatz friendships.

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that’s just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

People are drawn to you because you make them feel happy; I understand that. But wouldn’t it be nice to have people flock to you wishing for your happiness?

If you need true friend ‘a cup of tea can be’ it gives you company, listen without complain and makes you fresh anytime,anywhere

Harry loves slimy things, hairy things, and creepy things. Harry loves anything horrible. I know — I’m his best friend Doug.

Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn’t you?

I will always be open to receive my friends. I will not force myself on them.

Love is the bee that carries the pollen from one heart to another.

Happiness is.. reading a novel with your Bestie.

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. I am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may...

If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly.

No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want,need to be with. People who build their houses in your heart .

I don’t have many actor friends.

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.

When we make friends then we change from being animals to being human.

I sometimes think that ‘friend’ is just a word I use for all the people I haven’t murdered yet.

When you are joyful, when you say yes to life and have fun and project positivity all around you, you become a sun in the center of every constellation, and people want to be near...

God helps everything come to pass. However, he reminds us that nothing comes to stay.

When I was young, I wasn’t a misfit or anything. I had friends in all the different social groups. But I had issues – just personal issues, insecurities and other things that had happened in...

A woman will endure many wounds in her lifetime, but the betrayal of a friend is one of the most difficult to overcome.

One of these days, I would doubt the Gardeners a little too much and Zach was going to play handball with my head.

Don’t make anybody Use you,be smart , else Dont curse them when they chew u out and throw you,they were smart not you

When I made ‘Who Needs Pictures,’ my first album, I had been west of the Mississippi River one time in my life, and that was in fourth grade. We traveled to California for vacation and...

Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart, it could hold a rather large amount of Gratitude.

This is the most profound spiritual truth I know: that even when we’re most sure that love can’t conquer all, it seems to anyway. It goes down into the rat hole with us, in the...

Don’t confuse your mentor with your buddies. Unlike the latter, your mentor isn’t contented with where you’re in life right now…

I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff

Friends are not made, but recognized.

I used to go red when anybody spoke to me. It’s awful because you absolutely cannot control it. If you are a child that blushes, or is shy, the one thing you want in the...

My friends are all megalomaniacs – from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson – all of them.

When friends and lovers die and your world gets quieter; that’s when the silence comes closer; that’s when next isn’t the least bit theoretical or abstract.

You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.

It’s fine to have social media that connects us with old friends, but we need tools that help us discover new people as well.

It is so easy at times for a lonely individual to begin fantasizing about what the people outside are saying about him and, in result, irrationally and fearfully, and sometimes angrily, fancy himself a villain.

I tell myself I’m fine on my own, but am I? No friends to fall back on, no relationships, no support. Left to my own devices, I have no devices.

I haven’t spent years in fashion making friends and making enemies.

Never fear to lose your three square meal per day if that will cause you to be a fan of the truth. Never fear to have a decrease in the number of your friends if...

Spiritual friends help us most when they make clear that their job is to point the way, not to lead the way. And the Way to which they should point is Jesus.

She gave thanks for the grace that pours down when you least expect it-and wasn’t that just another name for love?

I have a real problem keeping friends. I’m always running out of space in my freezer.

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

My friends started having children after college, while I was pursuing this crazy acting career and living hand to mouth. Plus, all my boyfriends were artists struggling to make a living. Having kids didn’t make...

Always abide by your positive principles even if it would result in most of your friends abandoning you. Friendship is about quality not quantity.

My friends all say I’m going to be Secretary of State. But I don’t see how that would be much different from the job I have now.

I don’t dig parties. I rather sit at home with my friends and a good movie.

Some friends are like birds, who never leave you when you are alone.

They all went indoors with their new friends, and found rooms so small as none but those who invite from the heart could think capable of accommodating so many.

Choose thy friends like thy books, few but choice

Sign me up for your boring crap, yes indeed” – because he likes you anyway. He’ll tolerate your junk. Roo: You have lots of friends. Noel: No, I don’t. Roo: You do. You know everyone...

Make new friends, but keep the old; Those are silver, these are gold.