For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose … watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

All right. Here’s the deal, bigshot: suck my cock. Do that and I’ll let you go. Straight trade.”He unzipped his fly and pulled down the elastic front of his shorts. Something that looked like a...