A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain’s heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart, but my bum tumpet could find no note.

No Jew was ever fool enough to turn Christian unless he was a clever man.

A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who has no plan for possible defeat.

It is not hard to fool people when they do not want to know the truth.

It is the part of a fool to say, I should not have thought.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

The moment you start arguing with an ignorant fool, you have already lost.

He who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes, He who never asks is a fool forever.

Ukitaka kufanikiwa katika maisha yako kuwa tayari kuitwa mjinga au mpumbavu.

Be bold and never feel shy to consult people. You may appear like a stupid person for few minutes if you ask questions; but you are likely to be a fool forever if you don’t...

There are two kinds of fools. One says, “This is old, and therefore good.” And one says, ” This is new, and therefore better.

Only a genius can play a fool.

Only a fool believes that his actions don’t shape the world.

(Arbell)The ungrateful gorgeous bitch.

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

You must make your choice: either this man was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse. You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him...

When enemies, the intellect and the heart only see one another as the hater and the fool.

You can be a writer who doesn’t read everyday. But you’re not fooling anyone. It shows, rather embarrassingly, in your work.

Please, help me. Young werewolves in love. I turned to walk into the house, moving carefully.I had never much believed in God. Well, that’s not quite true. I believed that there was a God, or...

When you are gunning to be like other people, you are foolishly repeating their mistakes, and the worst of it all is that you can’t even correct yours.

Courage is not the absence of fear; only a fool has no fear. Courage is seeing the fear and continuing to proceed.

This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;And to do that well craves a kind of wit:He must observe their mood on whom he jests,The quality of persons, and the time,And, like the haggard,...

I go out there and make a fool of myself. It’s inevitable.

I don’t look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That’s what the desert animals do – they don’t have a tan either.

Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king’s middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but unless you’d like to spend your watch looking for the box where your...

I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for...

Any fool can write a novel but it takes real genius to sell it.

I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!

I like the idea of being caught between things, always being a bit of an outsider, having an outside eye on things – almost like a Shakespearean fool.

You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off

I am evenThe natural fool of fortune.

Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l’admire.A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

Whenever the birds sing, I will remember you Claire. As long as the sun shines, I will love you. And when the sun darkens everything and the dead sky falls, I will hope to see...

If we could celebrate our birthday on any day of the year, would you choose the one you were born on? I’d be a fool and a liar if I told you I didn’t want...

You have been given a second chance to start your life over. You can’t throw this opportunity away. If you do you will be a colossal fool. If you get the chance to do something...

Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken...

Why is it that at the very moment I need to appear graceful I stumble and fall like a klutz, as though this scene had never played through my mind differently a million times?

Only a fool demands proof of what he already knows.

All people may not always know those who are not actually good, but they sooner or later get to know all those who are always relatively good.

To expect to be kissed having bad breath is the secret of a fool.

True rebels hate their own rebellion. They know by experience that it is not a cool and glamorous lifestyle; it takes a courageous fool to say things that have not been said and to do...

There’s fool’s gold—pyrite—and then there’s fool’s gold—gold owned by idiots willing to trade it for worthless dollars.

You are so fool worshiping and dreaming her like an angel; while another asshole is banging her right now.

These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won’t spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee.

I learned over the years never to correct a fool or he will hate you; correct a wise man, and he will appreciate you.

Cucullus non facit monachum; that’s as much to say, as I wear not motley in my brain.

U will become a fool if you are being professional with unprofessional person!!

You think that’s the solution to everything, don’t you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love… but I tell you this, something is coming, and we’d be fools to ignore it.””When have I ever claimed...

I’ll not have an exchange with an impudent fool.” [Oswald]He’s not impudent,” said Jones [the puppet]. “With proper inspiration, the lad sports a woody as stout as a mooring pin. Ask your lady.”I nodded in...