Did you see the look on that guy’s face when he hit the ground? He was all like “Come here, defenceless little girl,’ and then you were like ‘BAM! Take that, suck-face! I’ve got superpowers!

Song of a Second AprilAPRIL this year, not otherwiseThan April of a year agoIs full of whispers, full of sighs,Dazzling mud and dingy snow;Hepaticas that pleased you soAre here again, and butterflies.There rings a hammering...

At the end of April I archived ‘Curses’ and Inform, and announced them on the newsgroups.

The seasonal urge is strong in poets. Milton wrote chiefly in winter. Keats looked for spring to wake him up (as it did in the miraculous months of April and May, 1819). Burns chose autumn....

It was April in Minneapolis and snowing, the flakes coming down in thick swirls enchanting the city

But after it’s all said and done, don’t you want to grow old with your best friend? At the end of the day, that’s who you want to share your life and laughter with. Someone...

April is the cruelest month, breedinglilacs out of the dead land, mixingmemory and desire, stirringdull roots with spring rain.

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. (Sonnet XCVIII)

Some people can’t be fooled on April Fool’s Day because they were fooled too many times during their entire lifetime.

My little scam in April ’85 went like this: Give me $50,000; here’s some names of some people we’ve recruited.

Okay, don’t get mad.” She pulled out my stake — or at least something that looked like my stake,only the hilt of it was now covered in bright blue crystals and diamond-like gems.”You Bedazzled my...