I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.

I’ve gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

That’s ridiculous, my good sir.

Go & tell your drinking buddies& psychoanalyst your neighborhas risen from the ashes. I wonderif I should tell you about the love lettershidden behind the doorjamb. This housestill stands among my lavender flowers.Tell your inheritors...

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.

I don’t like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

If you see the dragon fly,best you drink the flagon dry.”—Zarost

I plead the fifth—and then I drank it. I was drunk on love, but wouldn’t admit it. I was also drunk on whiskey, but the breathalyzer outed me.

I’m thirsty for your love. I hope you don’t mind, but I drank straight from the carton—without even checking to see if it had expired.

With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

You can never rouse Harris. There is no poetry about Harris- no wild yearning for the unattainable. Harris never “weeps, he knows not why.” If Harris’s eyes fill with tears, you can bet it is...

That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father’s ale. It made you grimace, but if you drank enough it felt like discovering an entire hidden room...

The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He’s this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at the White Horse Tavern in New York and then died on the spot...

Po tom pitanju” zapravo imam samo dva jednostavna pravila: prvo, nikad ne pijem alkohol pre zalaska sunca; i drugo, uvek pijem alkohol po zalasku sunca. Njih se držim sa vrlo retkim izuzecima, i kršim ih...

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.