this one’s more like one of those self-assembly Swedish wardrobes.

Ordinarily, I am the person who falls in love quickly and somewhat inappropriately and then goes on to destroy what is a good thing. That’s always been my style. So, you know: I get it....

Whoever you choose to fall in love with, is an important decision of yours, but you better choose carefully ‘Cause you’re capable of anything. Of anything and everything.

No matter how great the initial chemistry is, if your values are on two different pages, the odds of your marriage working decrease significantly.

Do many guys ask you out twice?””Only the ones with balls.

I believe being a ‘gentleman’ goes well beyond holding the door for a girl and letting her go before you. It’s about being vulnerable for her. I think that when it comes to the way...

She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn’t really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.

you see a nigga won’t give a good girl shit yet he will spend his last dime trying to make a bad girl his bitch. He will go broke trying to trap some whore into...

I won’t wear my invisible cloak.

For our fourth date, I said I wanted Italian, and she said she wanted Chinese. We decided to compromise and meet at the movie theater after we’d both eaten.

I took it for granted that there must be a few men left in the world who had that kind of strength. I assumed that those men would also be looking for women with principle....

If you’d rather not go with me, I will completely understand and won’t hate you for more than a day. Maybe two.

Breakups have a way of shaking us awake and helping us see what we really want vs. what we are willing to settle for.

Every relationship for a Christian is an opportunity to love another person like God has loved us.

Okay, news flash. Jealousy is not something I enjoy. I hadn’t felt it much before. But I’d also never been in love. And I’d never been 3,300 miles away from the girl I loved while...

I wish Goodreads was also a dating site.

Why do you have bungee cords back here?” she asked.”I’m dating again.

To all ladies who like offering sex to a man in the first few weeks of dating, this is what happens: Once he penetrates you, he will start seeing invisible spots on your face, which...

Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

That kiss you gave me was the hottest kiss i’ve ever had. I pulled away because i was afraid i wouldn’t be able to stop myself from ripping off your clothes. And that didn’t seem...

God knows both your name and address. When the right man comes along God will lead him to your door. And that man will recognize your name.

Never talk to them when they’re human, or they’ll trick you. You’ll get confused and sympathetic. That was what his mom always said. She was probably right. Last time he talked to a werewolf, he...

Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

The only love you have to prove in life is your love of God and helping others. Anyone that can’t see that has proven themselves to be unworthy of your time because why would you...

The humiliation that Jane had felt turned to something else–grief perhaps, or regret. Regret that she had not known how to act with a boy, regret that she had not been wiser.

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

Your single not because you are not good enough for one, it’s that you’re too good for the wrong one.

Who’re you going with, then?” said Ron.”Angelina,” said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment.”What?” said Ron, taken aback. “You’ve already asked her?””Good point,” said Fred. He turned his head and called across the common...

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life...

I prefer long-distance relationships. If we were dating, would you be offended if I asked you to stand back a few feet?

When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.

The attitude you pose is greatly influenced by the links of friendships you bookmark. Good friends, good attitudes; best friends, best attitudes. Guess what for toxic friends…!

Since my love is so foggy, I could never date a woman named Misty. Or Steve, because that’s my dad’s name, and that’d be strange.

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds,” I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and...

What you are as a single person, you will be as a married person, only to a greater degree. Any negative character trait will be intensified in a marriage relationship, because you will feel free...

Is this when you tell me I’m your soul mate, O’Neill?

Things are crazy here, and I’m questioning everything.

When you end a chapter in your book of ‘Wrong Men,’ don’t close the book of your love story, just turn the page.

Are you sure you want to go out with someone with that kind of history? …He could have a psychotic break. I read that people get those when they’re twenty-eight.

Sometimes when you lose someone, it’s at that moment that you realize how much they mean to you. And when that happens, and when you think about how you let them slip away, you know...

It isn’t that I dislike artists, but I can’t stand anyone who puts on those ponderous airs of a man of character.

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.

Hey, he’s awesome. A little unstable, but awesome. We got along great.” Adrian opened the door to the building we were seeking. “And he’s a badass in his way too. I mean, any other guy...

We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If we don’t want anything from you, we’re not coming over there. Period. Please highlight this part right here...

True love still exists if you believe in it; just as one candle light shines upon many in darkness, so is the light of ones heart that believes in true love.

Half of the time, the Holy Ghost tries to warn us about certain people that come into our life. The other half of the time he tries to tell us that the sick feeling we...

There’s no savior here. Especially not at 1:15 a.m.