Power lines are great places to hang my clothes—especially since my closet is full of birds. I make love like I have wings and know how to fly.

His clothes were clean, but his mustache was dirty. He must have used it as a brush to scrub his pants. I’ll bet his coffee tastes like freedom.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.

Roy’s first bath was to clean his clothes. His second bath was to clean Roy, that’s what he told me.

He paused, twisting his goatee, considering the law in Deuteronomy that forbade clothes with mixed fibers. A problematic bit of Scripture. A matter that required thought. “Only the devil wants man to have a wide...

Red Carpet Events:Sitting on the couch and watching people who actually chase their goals and dreams; criticizing what they’re wearing… and wondering why we’re depressed.

[B]ut in Narnia your good clothes were never your uncomfortable ones. They knew how to make things that felt beautiful as well as looking beautiful in Narnia; and there was no such thing as starch...

I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I’m from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character.

If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed.

Clothes are expensive. Save money and become a nudist. Remember: Fashions may change, but naked is always in style.

Tailoring your clothes makes all the difference.

Fashion is a language that creates itself in clothes to interpret reality.

We die a little every day and by degrees we’re reborn into different men, older men in the same clothes, with the same scars.

After getting dressed at warp speed, I actually managed to drive all the way to high school before I realized I’d forgotten my morning coffee. Mystery, intrigue, and naked dreams aside, that didn’t bode well...

Krishna insisted on outer cleanliness and inner cleansing. Clean clothes and clean minds are an ideal combination.

She never disappoints. Her clothes are always beautiful and these were, too. She never fails to excite her audience,

I make clothes; women make fashion.

I don’t design my own clothes. It’s so not what I think about.

If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy.

I don’t throw my clothes out after one wear. Shocking, I know.

I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you.

Tearing your clothes, burning your books and torturing yourself only prove that you are nothing but a wild creature.

If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn’t wear suits.

Men make clothes for the women they’d like to be with or in most cases the women they’d like to be.

The rich bought wonderful clothes you recognized. The richest had their pople go to Paris and buy the entire new collection that no one outside of the fashion house has seen.

I want a woman to feel the cut of the scissors in the clothes.

He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a sloppily wrapped birthday present. But it’s not his fault. I tried to wrap him as tight as I could without restricting...

Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.

Designer clothes for dogs are easily recognizable due to the use of colors and logos.

People tend to forget the value of stereo equipment, computer equipment, even your clothes.

My mom used to work out here every year, earning school clothes money for the kids.

A Dandy is a clothes-wearing Man, a Man whose trade, office and existence consists in the wearing of clothes.

Sometimes I wonder, that one missing sock after doing laundry, is the smart one. After being unhappy for so long, it finally walks away from a frayed, worn-out relationship.

It doesn’t matter about money; having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You’re still left alone with yourself in the end.

I’m ready for Betty if Debbie calls. I’ve got two Susans worth of excitement saved up in my pockets, and my grandma pants couldn’t be tighter.

The cool thing about vests is they have no sleeves. I guess their target market is people with no arms. Raise your hand if you disagree.

I consider myself lucky. Some people came with nothing but the clothes on their back, … I ‘ m not stressed. I ‘ m not exhausted. I didn ‘ t have to get on top...

Guilty feelings about clothes are totally unnecessary. A lot of people earn their living by making clothes, so you should never feel bad.

You don’t buy all the clothes in the market. You choose slowly and carefully, asking the prices for each before buying. The same way you choose your friends, by looking into their lives carefully, before...

I like me better naked. I don’t mean that in a vain way… When you put clothes on, you immediately put a character on. Clothes are adjectives, they are indicators. When you don’t have any...

The actress they’d hired had refused to appear naked in front of the camera. I didn’t like to appear naked either, but the first thing I did was take off my clothes and jump into...

You’ve gotta stop calling each sl*ts and wh*r*s. That just makes it more okay for GUYS to call you sl*ts and wh*r*s.

I’ve always negotiated the world very physically, from football to tussling at the playground to taking my clothes off.

I can’t stand wearing the same clothes all day. It makes me insane. I like to dress for the afternoon and for dinner.

Black clothing makes me look skinnier. If I wear all black at night, and turn out the lights, I look so skinny that I disappear.

Liebe auf den ersten Blick existierte. Vielleicht nicht unbedingt zwischen Männern und Frauen. Aber definitiv zwischen Frauen und ganz bestimmten Klamotten. Ich sah es auf den ersten Blick – dieses Kleid und ich, wir waren...

I think the important part is picking clothes that are flattering to your figure, and obviously I want a big say in what I was going to wear, ’cause it’s still me that’s out there.

The clothes are very expensive, so it’s geared toward people really into fashion and name brands.

High heels are a short (theist) woman’s (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

They said somehow I used to run out of the house and while the Carnival’s passing, with no clothes on, and I’m jigging my body, they used to come and pull me in. They said...