Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. “My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that’s all,” he explained.But...

Time is life.Time for birth, time for death.

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you,” Garrett joked.