Monkeys can’t talk, stupid!

Zoo-Wee Mama!

I’m probably something like 95% chicken nugget

I`m basically one of the best people I know.

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

So I’ve started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don’t need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

I’ve realized is that every time you get something cool for your birthday or for Christmas, within a week it’s being used against you. (We’ll be taking this away until your English grade improves)

You can’t expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.” – Greg Heffley,