Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!

WINE!Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!

We need to get acquainted with mediocrity to notice greatness.

Most people whom you may view as wine experts are usually just good at one thing: winemakers are good at making wine, sommeliers at talking about it, and wine journalists at drinking it for free.

I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!

WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can… and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t!